March Madness Pool Final Update

Congrats to The Mean Gene Experience (Mean Gene) for winning this year's Pauly's Pub March Madness Pool. It took a crazy overtime game, but Mean Gene emerged the winner.

Money Winners:
1 The Mean Gene Experience (Mean Gene) $400
2 Red Rock Red Rocks (MiamiDon) $160
2 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) $160
4 Killing Ravioli (Bogey) $80

The Straight Dope: Mean Gene couldn't even see the games since he was on vacation in South East Asia. He won without sweating the action. $400 gets you lots of "love you long time" in Hanoi these days. And yes, sadly JPing's No Gigli Here ended up being Gigli.


Final Standings:
1 The Mean Gene Experience (Mean Gene) 1230
2 Red Rock Red Rocks (MiamiDon) 1160
2 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 1160
4 Killing Ravioli (Bogey) 1100
5 Zartologist (Schanzer) 1070
6 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 1060
6 RAMkana (Senor) 1060
8 Stein 1 (Ferrari) 1050
9 This is not a bracket (MattS) 1010
10 Logan's Run (Gracie) 980
11 Pimpin Aint EZ U CRACKERZ (Mustafa) 960
11 Hollyweed & Vine (Change100) 960
11 Barry Needs A Job (on_thg) 960
14 Land War, Asia (S. Lovelace) 950
14 Brown Sugar & China White (Bogey) 950
14 Phi Slamma Jamma (Storms) 950
14 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 950
14 Walker 1 (J. Walker) 950
19 Hot Beef Injection (BobbyBracelet) 940
20 JODDster(Senor) 870
21 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 860
22 Armada of Jet Skis (Scurvy) 840
23 Big PERM Big WORM (Armen) 820
23 Easycure Pickarama (EZ) 820
25 Suited and Nonplussed (Drizz) 800
25 Naked waste (GRob) 800
27 Heady Crystals, Brah (N. Fontenot) 770
28 A Betty in the Pub (BettyUnderground) 760
29 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 750
30 McLovin (Pauly) 740
30 Four Hour Erection (Bobby Bracelet) 740
32 Oyster Bay Moore (J. Moore) 730
33 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 710
34 Anecdotal Scrotal (Daddy) 690
34 Marlboro and Lungbutter (A. CantHang) 690
34 94 Feet of Beer (JoeSpeaker) 690
37 Hen Pants (Gracie) 600
38 Sex Gov to Ex Gov (JDMcNugent ) 480
39 Connie1(A. CantHang) 470
40 No Gigli's here (J. Pings) 450

Thanks to everyone who participated. The Pauly's Pub NFL pool is just five months away! And sign up for a Fantasy Sports Live account today to get your daily fantasy sports fix....  ¶ 2:32 PM

  March Madness Pool - Final Game Update

We have reached a final game between Memphis and Kansas. It kicks off tonight at 9pm ET (tip off is 9:21pm). If Kansas wins, then Mean Gene wins my pool. If Memphis wins, then Bogey Lowenbrau wins my pool. $400 goes to first place.

Here's the skinny...

If Kansas Wins...
1. Mean Gene 1230
2. Paboo's Phighting Phalli 1160
3. Red Rock Red Rocks 1160
4. Killing Ravioli 1100

If Memphis Wins...
1. Killing Ravioli 1260
2. Zartologist 1230
3. Hot Beef Injection 1100
4. The Mean Gene Experience 1070

Prize Money
1. $400
2. $200
3. $120
4. $80

Best of luck to everyone tonight!  ¶ 7:42 PM

  March Madness Pool Sweet 16 + Elite 8 Update

The Skinny: This is one of the closest races to date. This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) holds a temporary lead. I say that because he lost 1/2 of the teams in his final game and should be swallowed up by the pack very shortly. Killing Ravioli (Bogey Lowenbrau) and Logan's Run (Gracie) are behind by thirty pointsand both have over 400 possible points remaining. Hollyweed & Vine (Change100) and Barry Needs A Job (on_thg) round out the top 5.

The Straight Dope: We have reached the Final Four and the race is wide open. With all #1 seeds advancing, anyone can win the NCAA championship which means the pool can be won by more than half of the remaining entrants. Unreal. Two chicks are among the Top 5 including last year's champion Change100. She has a new team name this year... Hollyweed & Vine. If UCLA wins against UNC, then she becomes a repeat champion.

Prize Info: The top 4 win prize money. $800 total prize pool. 50% goes to first, 25% for second, 15% for third, and 10% for fourth place. First place will win $400.

Payment Info: If you haven't paid me yet then what are you waiting for?? Email me for info.


Overall Standings:
1 This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) 1010
2 Killing Ravioli (B. Lowenbrau) 980
2 Logan's Run (Gracie) 980
4 Hollyweed & Vine (Change100) 960
4 Barry Needs A Job (on_thg) 960
6 Zartologist (Schanzer) 950
6 Phi Slamma Jamma (Storms) 950
6 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 950
6 Walker 1 (J. Walker) 950
6 The Mean Gene Experience (Mean Gene) 950
11 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 940
11 RAMkana (Senor) 940
13 Stein 1 (Ferrari) 930
14 Red Rock Red Rocks (Miami Don) 880
14 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 880
16 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 860
17 Pimpin Aint EZ U CRACKERZ (Mustafa) 840
17 Armada of Jet Skis (Scurvy) 840
19 Big PERM Big WORM (Armen) 820
19 Hot Beef Injection (Bobby Bracelet) 820
21 Naked waste (GRob) 800
21 Suited and Nonplussed (Drizz) 800
23 Heady Crystals, Brah (N. Fontenot) 770
24 A Betty in the Pub (BettyUnderground) 760
25 JODDster (Senor) 750
25 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 750
27 McLovin (Pauly) 740
27 Four Hour Erection (Bobby Bracelet) 740
29 Oyster Bay Moore (Joe Moore) 730
30 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 710
31 Easycure Pickarama (EZCure) 700
32 Anecdotal Scrotal (Daddy) 690
32 Marlboro and Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 690
32 94 Feet of Beer (JoeSpeaker) 690
35 Land War, Asia (S. Lovelace) 670
35 Brown Sugar & China White (B. Lowenbrau) 670
37 Hen Pants (Gracie) 600
38 Sex Gov to Ex Gov (JD McNugent) 480
39 Connie1 (AlCantHang) 470
40 No Gigli's here (J. Pings) 450


I sorted who has a shot at winning the pool by the team they picked to win it all (and who they are playing in the final game).


North Carolina
Logan's Run 980 UNC v. UCLA
Barry Needs A Job 960 UNC v. UCLA
Phi Slamma Jamma 950 UNC v. UCLA
Niggling Groin Injuries 950 UNC v. UCLA
Walker 1 950 UNC v. UCLA
Chico's Bail Bonds 860 UNC v. UCLA
Big PERM Big WORM 820 UNC v. UCLA
Naked waste 800 UNC v. UCLA
RAMkana 940 UNC v. Memphis
Shakedown Street 940 UNC v. Memphis

UCLA
Hollyweed & Vine 960 UCLA v. UNC
McLovin 740 UCLA v. UNC
Stein 1 930 UCLA v. Kansas
Pimpin Aint EZ U CRACKERZ 840 UCLA v. Kansas

Memphis
Killing Ravioli 980 Memphis v. UNC
Zartologist 950 Memphis v. UNC
Hot Beef Injection 820 Memphis v. UNC
Easycure Pickarama 700 Memphis v. UNC

Kansas
The Mean Gene Experience 950 Kansas v. UCLA
Red Rock Red Rocks 880 Kansas v. UCLA  ¶ 9:49 PM

  Pauly's Pub March Madness Pool - Round 2 Update

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The Skinny: This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) increased his lead and is ahead by 30 over Four Hour Erection (Uncle Bracelet). Barry Needs A Job (on_thg), Phi Slamma Jamma (Storms), Niggling Groin Injuries (Aussie Garth), and Walker 1 (JWalker) round out the Top 5.

The Straight Dope: With the early exits of Duke and Georgetown, there are a lot of busted brackets. However, it seems that the majority of people picked UCLA, Memphis, Kansas, or UNC... and all four teams are still alive.


Overall Standings:
1 This is not a bracket, M. Stephans 530
2 Four Hour Erection, R. Nardi 500
3 Barry Needs A Job, M. Zitta 480
4 Phi Slamma Jamma, S. Reback 470
4 Niggling Groin Injuries, G. Elliott 470
4 Walker 1, J. Walker 470
7 RAMkana, S. Sheer 460
7 Killing Ravioli, B. Lowenbrau 460
7 Logan's Run, G. Logan 460
10 Stein 1, T. Stein 450
10 Marlboro and Lungbutter, A. CantHang 450
12 Red Rock Red Rocks, D. Wade 440
12 Hollyweed & Vine, C. Danes 440
12 Naked waste, G. Dillio 440
12 Paboo's Phighting Phalli, p. booth 440
12 A Betty in the Pub, D. FaisonRoe 440
17 The Mean Gene Experience, G. Bromberg 430
17 Zartologist, J. Schanzer 430
17 Well Tanks for Nuttin', J. Engel 430
17 Land War, Asia, S. Lovelace 430
17 Raging Thespians, J. Hartness 430
22 Chico's Bail Bonds, D. McGuire 420
22 Shakedown Street, P. McGuire 420
22 Hot Beef Injection , R. Nardi 420
25 Anecdotal Scrotal, K. Hungus 410
25 Oyster Bay Moore, J. Moore 410
27 Pimpin Aint EZ U CRACKERZ, M. Jefferson 400
27 Armada of Jet Skis, S. Shafer 400
27 Sex Gov to Ex Gov, J. McNugent 400
27 Hen Pants, G. Logan 400
31 Brown Sugar & China White, B. Lowenbrau 390
31 Connie1, A. CantHang 390
33 McLovin, P. McGuire 380
33 Big PERM Big WORM, A. Tanzairian 380
35 Heady Crystals, Brah, N. Fontenot 370
35 94 Feet of Beer, K. Coloma 370
37 Suited and Nonplussed , D. Aydt 360
38 JODDster, S. Sheer 350
39 Easycure Pickarama, E. Preedin 340
40 No Gigli's here, J. Pings 290  ¶ 8:15 AM

  Pauly's Pub March Madness Update - Round 1

Team of the Round: This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) - 290

The Skinny: Lots of upsets yesterday which could have been potential bracket busters. This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) picked 29 out of 32 winners and is leading the pack. Four Hour Erection (Uncle Bracelet) is in second place with 260 points, and a gaggle of folks are not far behind with 240 and 250 points.

The Straight Dope: With 40 players in the pool, the prize pool is $800. Top 4 places get paid with $400 going to the winner. Best of luck this year!

Round 1 Results and Standings:
1 This is not a bracket (M. Stephans) 290
2 Four Hour Erection (Uncle Bracelet) 260
3 Phi Slamma Jamma (Storms) 250
3 Marlboro and Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 250
3 Brown Sugar & China White (B.Lowenbrau) 250
3 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 250
3 Stein 1 (Ferrari) 250
3 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 250
3 Land War, Asia (Sean L) 250
10 A Betty in the Pub (Betty) 240
10 Hollyweed & Vine (Change100) 240
10 RAMkana (Senor) 240
10 Killing Ravioli (B. Lowenbrau) 240
10 Barry Needs A Job (on_thg) 240
10 Naked waste (GRob) 240
10 Logan's Run (Gracie) 240
10 Big PERM Big WORM (Armen) 240
10 McLovin (Pauly) 240
10 Hen Pants (Gracie) 240
20 Anecdotal Scrotal (Daddy) 230
20 Walker 1 (JW) 230
20 Oyster Bay Moore (JMoore) 230
20 Connie1 (A. CantHang) 230
20 Zartologist (Schanzer) 230
25 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 220
25 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 220
25 Red Rock Red Rocks (MiamiDon) 220
25 Pimpin Aint EZ U CRACKERZ (Mustafa) 220
29 The Mean Gene Experience (MeanGene) 210
29 Heady Crystals, Brah (PKP N. Fontenot) 210
29 94 Feet of Beer (JoeSpeaker) 210
29 JODDster (Senor) 210
29 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 210
34 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 200
34 Armada of Jet Skis (Scurvy) 200
34 Hot Beef Injection (Uncle Bracelet) 200
34 Sex Gov to Ex Gov (JD McNugent) 200
38 No Gigli's here (J. Pings) 190
39 Suited and Nonplussed (Drizz) 180
39 Easycure Pickarama (EZCure) 180

Don't forget to pay me!  ¶ 9:51 AM

  Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em - FINAL UPDATE

Congrats to Aussie Garth and NigglingGroinInjury for winning the 2007 Pauly's Pub Pool!

The Money Winners:
1 NigglingGroinInjury (Garth) - $400
2 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) - $200
3 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) - $150
4 Rockets (DoubleAs) - $25
4 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) - $25

I added $60 to the pool to make it $800.


Team of the Week: Chico's Bail Bonds - 14

The Skinny: It was a three way tie for first place going into the last week. NigglingGroinInjury pulled away from the pack, while Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) jumped into second place. This was one of the closest pools I have run... and it was certainly the most exciting!

The Straight Dope: It appeared that Senor had the Battle of the Basement locked up, but PabooPhightingPhalli (Pabooo) edged him out on the last week of the season. Congrats on finishing in dead last! Also... one of the two foreigners took down the pool. The Aussie bested all of the Americans and took down the Pauly's Pub Cup. And yeah, the only chick in the pool finished in a tie for 6th place and just missed the money.

Week 17 Results:
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 14
2 The Marcus Hookers 13
3 NigglingGroinInjury 13
4 Austin Drunks 13
5 Biodegradable Merkin 13
6 JustGotOutOfPrison 13
7 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 13
8 JackAceoff 11
9 Cucamonga Cock Rings 11
10 The Dick Sargeants 11
11 Deadly Submarine 11
12 Ghost of Al Toon 11
13 Death Becomes Me 11
14 Au revoir, Gopher. 11
15 Marlboro Lungbutter 11
16 Big Daddy, Sr. 11
17 Free Mike Vick 11
18 The Deuce 11
19 VegasWheelChairPros 11
20 Shakedown Street 11
21 The Brooklyn Embeds 11
22 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 11
23 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 11
24 Rockets 10
25 Altadenatrojan.com 10
26 Raging Thespians 10
27 Blow me I'm a danish 10
28 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 9
29 EZ Pickins 9
30 TeaBagz 9
31 Barstools & Dreamers 9
32 Heshootshescores 8
33 defending champ 8
34 Riders of the Plague 8
35 Coach's Corner 8
36 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 6
37 PabooPhightingPhalli 4


Final Standings:
1 NigglingGroinInjury (Garth) 176
2 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 175
3 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 174
4 Rockets (DoubleAs) 173
4 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 173
6 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 172
6 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 172
8 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 171
8 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 171
10 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 170
10 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 170
12 Coach's Corner (Coach) 169
13 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 168
13 JackAceoff (Miami Don) 168
13 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 168
16 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 166
16 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 166
18 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 164
18 defending champ (singer) 164
20 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 163
20 TeaBagz (JWalker) 163
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 159
23 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 157
23 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 157
25 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 155
26 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 154
26 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 154
28 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 153
28 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 153
30 EZ Pickins (EZCure) 152
31 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 151
31 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace ) 151
33 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 150
34 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 149
35 Deadly Submarine (SBartley) 148
36 The Deuce (Senor) 147
37 PabooPhightingPhalli (Pabooo) 143

Thanks again to everyone who participated. The March Madness Pool is right around the corner!

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  Grid Iron - Final Season Results

Congrats to Matt Stephans and Austin Drunks. He won Grid Iron this year and knocked off defending champ Ribboy's Latrells. It was really no contest this season, since Austin Drunks had the pool locked up way before Turkey Day. He also won two out of three football pools this season, and took third place in the Pick'em pool. Nice work, sir.

Team of the Week: Ribboy's Latrells 137

Week 17 Results:
1 Ribboy's Latrells 137
2 Austin Drunks 87
3 ToddCommish 87
4 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 82
5 The Brooklyn Embeds 69
6 Die Trying 66
7 Split Open and Melt 64
8 OmahaPays4MyTrips 55

Final Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 2103
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1900
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Amren) 1859
4 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1837
5 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1826
6 Die Trying (Spider) 1753
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1697
8 ToddCommish (Todd) 1469

Thanks for participating. Happy New Year!

Stay tuned for the March Madness pool... right around the corner in March.  ¶ 10:12 AM

  Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em - Week 16 Update

**** There are games on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday for the final week. *****

Team(s) of the Week: (four way tie) Coach's Corner, Biodegradable Merkin, Shakedown Street, and JustGotOutOfPrison - 12

The Skinny: It's a three-way tie for first place between Rockets (DoubleAs), Raging Thespians (Falstaff), and NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth). G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) and Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) are tied for fourth place just one point behind the leaders. With one week remaining, this pool is still wide open!! I have a feeling it will come down to the Monday Night Football game... just like last year.

The Straight Dope: Senor almost has the cellar locked up. The only chick in the pool is currently tied for 9th place and has an outside shot at making the money. One of the illegal immigrants in our pool (Aussie Garth) is tied for first place. Maybe we should drop a dime on him to the thugs at homeland security to haul his ass off to Gitmo?

The Money Bubble: The top 4 places win prize money; 400 for 1st, 200 for 2nd, 150 for third, and 50 for 4th place. At this rate, it appears that it might come down to a chop for first or second place.

Week 15 Results:
1 Coach's Corner 12
2 Biodegradable Merkin 12
3 Shakedown Street 12
4 JustGotOutOfPrison 12
5 Heshootshescores 11
6 Austin Drunks 11
7 Altadenatrojan.com 11
8 Chico's Bail Bonds 11
9 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 11
10 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 11
11 The Deuce 11
12 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 11
13 Free Mike Vick 11
14 Marlboro Lungbutter 11
15 Deadly Submarine 11
16 TeaBagz 11
17 Ghost of Al Toon 11
18 Rockets 11
19 Big Daddy, Sr. 11
20 defending champ 11
21 Cucamonga Cock Rings 11
22 The Dick Sargeants 11
23 The Brooklyn Embeds 11
24 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 11
25 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 11
26 Riders of the Plague 11
27 Death Becomes Me 11
28 VegasWheelChairPros 11
29 NigglingGroinInjury 10
30 EZ Pickins 10
31 Barstools & Dreamers 10
32 Raging Thespians 10
33 The Marcus Hookers 10
34 Blow me I'm a danish 10
35 JackAceoff 9
36 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
37 PabooPhightingPhalli 6


Overall Standings:
1 Rockets (DoubleAs) 163
1 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 163
1 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 163
4 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 162
4 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 162
6 Coach's Corner (Coach) 161
6 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 161
8 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 160
9 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 159
9 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 159
9 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 159

And the Rest:
12 The Marcus Hookers (J. Schanzer) 157
12 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 157
12 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 157
12 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 157
16 Riders of the Plague (Bad Blood) 156
16 defending champ (b. singer) 156
18 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 155
19 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 154
19 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 154
21 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 153
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 148
23 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 146
23 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (CharlesStar) 146
25 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 144
26 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 143
26 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 143
26 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 143
26 EZ Pickins (EZCure) 143
26 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 143
31 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 142
31 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 142
33 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 140
33 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 140
35 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 139
36 Deadly Submarine (Bartley) 137
37 The Deuce (Senor) 136

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 5:45 PM

  Grid Iron - Week 16 Update

**** There are games on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday for the final week...

Team of the Week: BiG PeRm BiG WoRm - 141

The Skinny: Well it's just one more week to go in the regular season. Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) has a 185 point lead over The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil). If he can hold on for one more week, he'll win his second pool during this football season.

Week 15 Results:
1 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 141
2 Split Open and Melt , P. McGuire 132
3 The Brooklyn Embeds , G. Shapir 127
4 OmahaPays4MyTrips , D. Aydt 115
5 Ribboy's Latrells , D. McGuire 98
6 Austin Drunks , M. Stephans 90
7 Die Trying , S. McNamara 84
8 ToddCommish , T. Uyeda 67

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 2016
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1831
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1777
4 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1762
5 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1700
6 Die Trying (Spider) 1687
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1642
8 ToddCommish (Todd) 1382

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 5:08 PM

  Week 15 Update - Pigskin Pick'em

*** Don't forget there are Thursday games this week! ****

Team of the Week: JackAceoff - 12

The Skinny: NigglingGroinInjury (Aussie Garth) tied Raging Thespians (Falstaff) for first place. They are ahead of Rockets (DoubleAs) by one point. G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) is in 4th place while Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) and Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) are tied for 5th.

The Straight Dope: Senor is rocking the basement in the race for last place. In case you were wondering, the only chick in the pool is tied for 8th place. And yes, the apocolypse is upon us... Aussie Garth is tied for first place. With two weeks to go, this is still a wide open race. The top 4 win prize money.

Week 15 Results:
1 JackAceoff 12
2 defending champ 11
3 Riders of the Plague 11
4 Altadenatrojan.com 10
5 Heshootshescores 10
6 NigglingGroinInjury 10
7 Coach's Corner 10
8 Au revoir, Gopher. 10
9 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 10
10 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 10
11 Cucamonga Cock Rings 10
12 Biodegradable Merkin 10
13 The Dick Sargeants 10
14 Deadly Submarine 10
15 Rockets 10
16 Big Daddy, Sr. 10
17 Free Mike Vick 10
18 JustGotOutOfPrison 10
19 Shakedown Street 10
20 The Deuce 10
21 Blow me I'm a danish 10
22 Marlboro Lungbutter 10
23 Chico's Bail Bonds 9
24 Austin Drunks 9
25 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 9
26 VegasWheelChairPros 9
27 EZ Pickins 9
28 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 9
29 The Brooklyn Embeds 9
30 Barstools & Dreamers 9
31 The Marcus Hookers 9
32 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 9
33 Raging Thespians 9
34 TeaBagz 9
35 Ghost of Al Toon 9
36 Death Becomes Me 8
37 PabooPhightingPhalli 8


Overall Standings:
1 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 153
1 NigglingGroinInjury (Aussie Garth) 153
3 Rockets (DoubleAs) 152
4 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 151
5 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 150
5 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 150
7 Coach's Corner (Coach) 149
8 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 148
8 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 148
8 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 148
8 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 148
12 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 147
12 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 147
12 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 147
15 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 146
16 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 145
16 defending champ (b. singer) 145
18 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 144
19 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 143
19 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 143
19 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 143
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay 137
23 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 135
23 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 135
25 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 133
25 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 133
25 EZ Pickins (EasyCure) 133
28 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 132
28 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 132
28 Altadenatrojan.com(J. Pings) 132
28 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 132
32 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 131
32 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 131
32 Heshootshescores ( H. Vederman) 131
35 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 129
36 Deadly Submarine (Bartley) 126
37 The Deuce (Senor) 125




Don't forget to do your picks...  ¶ 7:02 PM

  Week 15 Update - Grid Iron

*** DOn't forget there are Thursday games this week! ****

Teams of the Week: (tie) Die Trying and Ribboy's Latrells - 98

The Skinny: Can Austin Drunks maintain his first place lead? There are two weeks left and he almost has it locked up, while The Brooklyn Embeds are in second place trailing by 222 points.

Week 15 Results:
1 Die Trying 98
1 Ribboy's Latrells 98
3 OmahaPays4MyTrips 84
4 Split Open and Melt 80
5 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 75
6 The Brooklyn Embeds 66
7 Austin Drunks 63
8 ToddCommish 57


Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 1926
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1704
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1636
4 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1630
5 Die Trying (Spider) 1603
6 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1602
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1527
8 ToddCommish (Commish) 1315


Don't forget to do your picks...  ¶ 6:41 PM

  Week 14 Update Pigskin Pick'em

***** Don't forget, there are games on Thursday and Saturday of this week!!! Do your picks... ******

Team(s) of the Week: I'm BuGGinG OuT!, Chico's Bail Bonds, NigglingGroinInjury, Rockets, G-Vegas Gold Bonds, and Raging Thespians - 15

The Skinny: It was a week where a lot of the favroites won. Six teams almost went perfect and nearly everyone put up double digits. The race for first is still wide open but for the second week in a row, Raging Thespians (Falstaff) is leading the pace. NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) trails by just one point, while Rockets (DoubleAs), Austin Drunks (MattS), and G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) round out the Top 5.

The Straight Dope: The Aussie is within striking distance of first place. Amazing. The only chick in the pool is tied for 7th place. Out of the Top 5, there is one Texan, three Southerners (VA, NC, SC), and Aussie Garth lives in DC. The south shall rise again??

Week 14 Results:
1 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 15
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 15
3 NigglingGroinInjury 15
4 Rockets 15
5 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 15
6 Raging Thespians 15
7 VegasWheelChairPros 14
8 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 14
9 Altadenatrojan.com 14
10 The Marcus Hookers 14
11 The Dick Sargeants 14
12 JustGotOutOfPrison 14
13 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 14
14 Riders of the Plague 14
15 Biodegradable Merkin 13
16 Austin Drunks 13
17 Heshootshescores 13
18 Blow me I'm a danish 13
19 Ghost of Al Toon 13
20 Shakedown Street 13
21 TeaBagz 13
22 Barstools & Dreamers 13
23 The Brooklyn Embeds 13
24 Coach's Corner 12
25 JackAceoff 12
26 defending champ 12
27 Free Mike Vick 11
28 EZ Pickins 11
29 PabooPhightingPhalli 10
30 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
31 Deadly Submarine 9
32 Cucamonga Cock Rings 9
33 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 9
34 Big Daddy, Sr. 9
35 Death Becomes Me 9
36 Marlboro Lungbutter 9
37 The Deuce 9


Overall Standings:
1 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 144
2 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 143
3 Rockets (DoubleAs) 142
4 Austin Drunks (MattS) 141
4 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 141
6 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 140
7 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 139
7 Coach's Corner (Coach) 139
7 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 139
10 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 138
10 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 138
10 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 138
13 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 137
13 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 137
15 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 136
16 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 134
16 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 134
16 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 134
16 defending champ (b. singer) 134
16 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 134
21 Blow me I'm a danish (jerry) 133
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 127
23 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 126
24 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 125
24 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 125
26 EZ Pickins (EZCure) 124
27 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 123
27 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 123
29 Big Daddy, Sr. (FatGuy) 122
29 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 122
29 Ghost of Al Toon (JoeMoore) 122
29 Cucamonga Cock Rings (JoeSpeaker) 122
33 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 121
33 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 121
33 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 121
36 Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley) 116
37 The Deuce (Senor) 115  ¶ 5:55 PM

  Week 14 Update - Grid Iron

***** Don't forget, there are games on Thursday and Saturday of this week!!! Do your picks... ******

Team of the WeeK: Split Open and Melt - 171

The Skinny: Well, it is still Austin Drunks (M.Stephans) ahead with over a 200+ point lead. The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) are in second place and need to make a run this weekend to try to overtake Austin Drunks for picking up his second title this season.

Week 14 Results:
1 Split Open and Melt 171
2 Die Trying 136
3 The Brooklyn Embeds 122
4 Austin Drunks 119
5 Ribboy's Latrells 103
6 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 100
7 ToddCommish 95
8 OmahaPays4MyTrips 83


Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M.Stephans) 1863
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1638
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1561
4 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1550
5 Die Trying (Spider) 1505
6 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1504
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1443
8 ToddCommish (Commish) 1258  ¶ 5:10 PM

  Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em - Week 13 Update

**** Thursday games this week! Do your picks by Thursday afternoon!! *****

FYI.... I'll see almost everyone in Las Vegas this weekend. We'll gather in the sports book at 10am on Sunday and sweat the games together.

Team(s) of the Week: tie...Raging Thespians and Riders of the Plague - 14

The Skinny: Wow, what a week! Lots of movement on the leaderboard. After a dismal week, defending champ (singer) dropped out of the top spot and slipped to 16th place. Raging Thespians (Falstaff) shared Team of the Week honors to jump into a first place. Austin Drunks (Matt S.) and NigglingGroinInjury (Aussie Garth) are tied for second place, just one point behind the leader. Rounding out the top spots include a four-way tie for 4th place among... Coach's Corner (Coach), G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith), Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy), and Rockets (DoubleAs).

The Straight Dope: What a week, eh? With just four weeks remaining in the season, this is still a wide open race. More than 50% of the pool has a legitimate shot at first place and $400!! While I'd say 75% of the pool has a shot at making the money. If you were wondering, the top 4 places win prize money. The Aussie is tied for second place, while the only chick in the pool is tied for 8th place.

Theme from the Bottom: In the race for futility, The Deuce (Senor) is currently in last place, with Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley) only a point behind. Other teams who have a shot as bottom dwellers include G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis), Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings), and Heshootshescores (H. Vederman). Here's an interesting stat... at the start of Week 6, Shakedown Street (Pauly) was in next to last place. Now they are tied for 8th place. Anything is possible.


Week 13 Results:
1 Raging Thespians 14
2 Riders of the Plague 14
3 Shakedown Street 13
4 Rockets 12
5 Barstools & Dreamers 12
6 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 11
7 JackAceoff 11
8 Chico's Bail Bonds 11
9 Biodegradable Merkin 11
10 Coach's Corner 11
11 NigglingGroinInjury 11
12 Austin Drunks 11
13 The Brooklyn Embeds 11
14 TeaBagz 11
15 Ghost of Al Toon 11
16 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 11
17 PabooPhightingPhalli 11
18 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 10
19 EZ Pickins 10
20 Au revoir, Gopher. 10
21 The Dick Sargeants 10
22 Blow me I'm a danish 10
23 Free Mike Vick 10
24 Heshootshescores 9
25 JustGotOutOfPrison 9
26 The Marcus Hookers 9
27 Marlboro Lungbutter 9
28 The Deuce 9
29 Big Daddy, Sr. 9
30 Altadenatrojan.com 9
31 Deadly Submarine 9
32 Cucamonga Cock Rings 9
33 Death Becomes Me 9
34 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 9
35 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 8
36 VegasWheelChairPros 8
37 defending champ 7


Overall Standings:
1 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 129
2 Austin Drunks (Matt S.) 128
2 NigglingGroinInjury (Aussie Garth) 128
4 Coach's Corner (Coach) 127
4 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 127
4 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 127
4 Rockets (DoubleAs) 127
8 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 125
8 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 125
8 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 125
11 The Marcus Hookers (J. Schanzer) 124
11 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 124
11 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 124
11 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 124
15 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 123
16 defending champ (singer) 122
17 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 121
18 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 120
18 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 120
18 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 120
21 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 119
22 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 116
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 116
24 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 115
25 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 114
26 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 113
26 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 113
26 EZ Pickins (EasyCure) 113
29 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 112
29 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 112
29 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 112
32 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 109
33 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 108
33 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 108
33 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 108
36 Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley) 107
37 The Deuce (Senor) 106


Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 9:39 AM

  Grid Iron - Week 13 Update

**** Thursday games this week! Do your picks by Thursday afternoon!! *****

Team of the Week: The Brooklyn Embeds 137

The Skinny: There are four weeks left in the season and Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) has a 228 point lead over The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil), who has the only real chance of chasing down Austin Drunks.

Week 13 Results:
1 The Brooklyn Embeds 137
2 Austin Drunks 129
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 129
4 Ribboy's Latrells 127
5 Die Trying 118
6 OmahaPays4MyTrips 111
7 Split Open and Melt 105
8 ToddCommish 84

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 1744
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1516
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1461
4 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1401
5 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1379
6 Die Trying (Spider) 1369
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1360
8 ToddCommish (Commish) 1163

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 8:56 AM

  Pigskin Pick'em - Week 12 Update

**** Don't forget to do your picks by Thursday afternoon *****

Team of the Week: Free Mike Vick - 14

The Skinny: We have a tie for first place after defending champ (singer) slipped out of the top spot. Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) and NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) are tied for first place. There's a three way tie for third place among... Coach's Corner (Coach), G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith), and Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy). They are all behind by just one point.

The Straight Dope: Only ten points separate first place and 21st place. That means that it's still a wide open race. Anyone can win!! So who wants $400?? Just in case you were keeping track, the Australian is curretly tied for first place! And the only chick in the pool is tied for 10th place. And in battle of the basement, The Ghost of Al Toon (JMoore) is no longer in last place. That spot belongs to Senor. It's also a wide open race for last place among, G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis), Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings), Heshootshescores (H. Vederman), and Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley).


Week 12 Results:
1 Free Mike Vick 14
2 Coach's Corner 12
3 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 12
4 Riders of the Plague 12
5 NigglingGroinInjury 11
6 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 11
7 Chico's Bail Bonds 11
8 Austin Drunks 11
9 Biodegradable Merkin 11
10 Rockets 11
11 Shakedown Street 11
12 Raging Thespians 11
13 Barstools & Dreamers 11
14 TeaBagz 11
15 PabooPhightingPhalli 11
16 The Brooklyn Embeds 11
17 JustGotOutOfPrison 10
18 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 10
19 Big Daddy, Sr. 10
20 The Marcus Hookers 10
21 JackAceoff 10
22 Heshootshescores 10
23 EZ Pickins 10
24 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 10
25 The Dick Sargeants 10
26 Blow me I'm a danish 10
27 Ghost of Al Toon 10
28 Marlboro Lungbutter 9
29 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
30 The Deuce 9
31 VegasWheelChairPros 9
32 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 9
33 Altadenatrojan.com 9
34 Deadly Submarine 9
35 Cucamonga Cock Rings 8
36 Death Becomes Me 7
37 defending champ 7


Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 117
1 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 117
3 Coach's Corner (Coach) 116
3 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 116
3 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 116
6 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 115
6 Rockets (DoubleAs) 115
6 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 115
6 defending champ (singer) 115
10 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 114
10 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 114
10 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 114
13 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 113
13 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 113
13 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 113
16 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 112
17 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 110
17 TeaBagz (JWalker) 110
17 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 110
20 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 108
21 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (CharlesStar) 107
22 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 106
22 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 106
24 Marlboro Lungbutter (A. CantHang) 105
25 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 104
25 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 104
25 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 104
25 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHirsoshima) 104
29 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 103
29 EZ Pickins (EZCure) 103
31 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 102
32 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 100
33 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 99
33 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 99
35 Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley) 98
35 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 98
37 The Deuce (Senor) 97


Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 8:22 PM

  Grid Iron - Week 12 Update

**** Don't forget to do your picks by Thursday afternoon *****

Team of the Week: OmahaPays4MyTrips 118

The Skinny: Well it looks like Austin Drunks (MattS) is running away with the pool. He's leading by over 236 points. The Pauly's Pub college football pool is over and Matt S's team won it all. And he's tied for first place in the Pigskin Pick'em pool. It looks like he has a legitimate shot the the Triple Crown.

Week 12 Results:
1 OmahaPays4MyTrips 118
2 Austin Drunks 116
2 Ribboy's Latrells 116
4 Die Trying 112
5 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 105
6 Split Open and Melt 98
7 ToddCommish 85
8 The Brooklyn Embeds 75

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 1615
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1379
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1332
4 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1274
Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1274
6 Die Trying (Spider) 1251
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1249
8 ToddCommish (Todd) 1079  ¶ 7:59 PM

  Final Update - College Football Pool - Austin Drunks Wins!

Congrats to Austin Drunks (Matt Stephans) for winning Pauly's Pub College Football Pool!! Great job.

Team(s) of the Week: Austin Drunks & Do or Die - 44

The Skinny: Austin Drunks (MattS) ended the final week by snagging team of the week honors which sealed his victory in the pool. Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) took second place. He failed in his quest to repeat this season.

Week 13 Results:
1 Do or Die 44
1 Austin Drunks 44
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 42
4 We Got Bush! | 41
5 VICTORY 38
6 WheelchairWrapDraws 33

Final Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 510
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 494
3 We Got Bush! (Pauly) 487
4 VICTORY (Senor) 400
5 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 383
6 WheelchairWrapDraws (Drizz) 370
7 Do or Die (Spider) 343

Previous Champions:
2003: Muff State Pie Boys (Spider)
2004: AlCantHang (AlCantHang)
2005: Snoocy Boochy (AlCantHang)
2006: 6th Lead in Queens Blvd. (Derek)

Thanks to everyone for participating!  ¶ 7:49 PM

  Pigskin Pick'em - Week 11 Update

****** Reminder ******

There are Thursday games this week. Do your picks by noon on Thanksgiving!!!

Team(s) of the Week: Austin Drunks and JohnnyDramasFruitCup - 14

The Skinny: After snagging Team of the Week co-honors, Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) jumped into a second place tie with NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth). defending champ (b. singer) is still in first place ahead by two points. The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer), G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith), and Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) are in a three-way tie for fourth place. With six weeks to go, it appears that the race for first is still wide open. Best of luck this weekend. Everyone is going to need it.

The Straight Dope: Austin Drunks is going for a rare Triple Crown in Pauly's Pub football pools. He's currently in first place in Grid Iron and leads the college pool with one week to go. He's currently in second place in this pool. By the way, Aussie Garth is tied for second and the only chick in the pool is tied for 7th place. Is it raining fire and brimstone yet?

Week 11 Results:
1 Austin Drunks 14
2 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 14
3 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 13
4 NigglingGroinInjury 13
5 Barstools & Dreamers 13
6 Ghost of Al Toon 13
7 Shakedown Street 13
8 Rockets 13
9 The Brooklyn Embeds 13
10 Death Becomes Me 12
11 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 12
12 Big Daddy, Sr. 12
13 The Marcus Hookers 12
14 Coach's Corner 12
15 JackAceoff 12
16 defending champ 12
17 Riders of the Plague 12
18 Raging Thespians 12
19 VegasWheelChairPros 11
20 Chico's Bail Bonds 11
21 TeaBagz 11
22 Blow me I'm a danish 11
23 JustGotOutOfPrison 11
24 Biodegradable Merkin 10
25 EZ Pickins 10
26 PabooPhightingPhalli 10
27 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 10
28 Cucamonga Cock Rings 10
29 The Dick Sargeants 10
30 Marlboro Lungbutter 10
31 Deadly Submarine 10
32 The Deuce 10
33 Free Mike Vick 10
34 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
35 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 8
36 Altadenatrojan.com 8
37 Heshootshescores 8


Overall Standings:
1 defending champ (b. singer) 108
2 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 106
2 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 106
4 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 105
4 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 105
4 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 105
7 Coach's Corner (Coach) 104
7 Rockets (DoubleAs) 104
7 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 104
7 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 104
7 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 104
12 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 103
13 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 102
13 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 102
13 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 102
16 Shakedown Street , P. McGuire 101
17 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 100
17 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 100
19 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 99
20 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 98
21 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 97
22 Marlboro Lungbutter (A. CantHang) 96
22 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 96
22 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 96
25 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 95
26 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 94
26 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 94
28 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 93
28 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 93
28 EZ Pickins (EasyCure) 93
31 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 92
32 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 90
32 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 90
34 Deadly Submarine (S. Bartley) 89
34 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 89
36 The Deuce (Senor) 88
36 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 88

Don't forget to to do your picks this week! There are Thanksgiving games.  ¶ 11:08 PM

  Gridiron - Week 11 Update

Reminder: There are Thanksgiving games this week. Do your picks by noon on Thursday.

Team(s) of the Week: Austin Drunks - 235

The Skinny: Well it was a record week for Austin Drunks (MattS) who dropped 235 points. He's in first place 194 points ahead of The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil).

Week 11 Results:
1 Austin Drunks 235
8 ToddCommish 127
6 Die Trying 122
2 The Brooklyn Embeds 121
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 120
4 Split Open and Melt 107
5 Ribboy's Latrells 96
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips 71

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 1498
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1304
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1227
4 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1176
5 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1158
6 Die Trying (spider) 1139
7 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1131
8 ToddCommish (ToddC) 994

Don't forget to to do your picks this week! There are Thursday games.  ¶ 11:06 PM

  College Football - Week 12 Update

Team(s) of the Week: We Got Bush! and Chico's Bail Bonds - 39

The Skinny: Looks like Austin Drunks (MattS) is on verge of winning this pool. Only one week stands between him and clear victory.... unless Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) can make up 15 points.

Week 11 Results:
1 We Got Bush! 39
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 39
3 Austin Drunks 38
4 VICTORY 34
5 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 32
6 WheelchairWrapDraws 28
7 Do or Die 16

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 466
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 452
3 We Got Bush! (Pauly) 446
4 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (CharlesStar) 383
5 VICTORY (Senor) 362
6 WheelchairWrapDraws (Drizz) 337
7 Do or Die (Spider) 299

Don't forget to to do your picks this week!  ¶ 11:05 PM

  Pigskin Pick'em - Week 10 Update

Team of the Week: Biodegradable Merkin 9

The Skinny: Daddy likes 'em stout. After winning Team of the Week honors, Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) is currently tied for second place with G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (smith). They both only trail defending champ (singer) by one point. There's a three-way tie for 4th place among NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth), JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms), and The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer).

The Straight Dope: The Aussie is tied for 4th. The only chick in the pool is tied for 12th place. Everyone else in 14th place or higher should be ashamed. Very ashamed. With the first ten weeks done, there's seven weeks of redemption left. The pool is never decided until December. The last couple of years, a champion and the money winners was not decided until the last game of the entire season! So if you been waiting to make a move... now is the time!

Week 10 Results:
1 Biodegradable Merkin 9
2 JustGotOutOfPrison 8
3 EZ Pickins 8
4 Ghost of Al Toon 8
5 Free Mike Vick 8
6 Altadenatrojan.com 7
7 Death Becomes Me 7
8 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 7
9 Austin Drunks 7
10 PabooPhightingPhalli 7
11 Raging Thespians 7
12 The Brooklyn Embeds 7
13 The Dick Sargeants 7
14 NigglingGroinInjury 6
15 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 6
16 Au revoir, Gopher. 6
17 Chico's Bail Bonds 6
18 The Marcus Hookers 6
19 defending champ 6
20 VegasWheelChairPros 6
21 Shakedown Street 6
22 Blow me I'm a danish 6
23 Rockets 6
24 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 6
25 Barstools & Dreamers 6
26 JackAceoff 5
27 Heshootshescores 5
28 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 5
29 Coach's Corner 5
30 Riders of the Plague 5
31 Cucamonga Cock Rings 5
32 The Deuce 5
33 Big Daddy, Sr. 5
34 Marlboro Lungbutter 5
35 Deadly Submarine 5
36 TeaBagz 5
37 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 4


Overall Standings:
1 defending champ (singer) 96
2 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (smith) 95
2 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 95
4 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 93
4 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 93
4 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 93
7 Coach's Corner (Coach) 92
7 Austin Drunks (MattS) 92
7 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 92
10 Rockets (DoubleAs) 91
10 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 91
12 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 90
12 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 90
14 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 89
14 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 89
14 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 89
14 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 89
18 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 88
18 TeaBagz (Walker) 88
20 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 86
20 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 86
20 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Stars) 86
20 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BenyHiroshima) 86
24 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 84
24 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 84
24 Au revoir, Gopher. (Lovelace) 84
27 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 83
27 EZ Pickins (EasyCure) 83
29 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 82
29 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 82
29 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 82
29 Altadenatrojan.com (JPings) 82
29 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 82
34 Heshootshescores (Vederman) 81
35 Deadly Submarine ( Bartley) 79
36 The Deuce (Senor) 78
37 Ghost of Al Toon (JMoore) 75  ¶ 6:27 PM

  Grid Iron - Week 10 Update

Team of the Week: Austin Drunks 128

The Skinny: Over at the College Football Pool, Austin Drunks has a healthy lead and in the Grid Iron pool, Austin Drunks (MattS) increased his lead after snagging team of the week honors. The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) is in second place and trails by 79 points. Austin Drunks is trying to win the triple crown and currently leads in two pools.

Week 10 Results:
1 Austin Drunks 128
2 OmahaPays4MyTrips 109
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 108
4 Die Trying 97
5 Ribboy's Latrells 95
6 Split Open and Melt 78
7 ToddCommish 58
8 The Brooklyn Embeds 54

Week 10 Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 1263
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 1184
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1107
4 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 1069
5 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1062
6 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 1060
7 Die Trying (Spider) 1017
8 ToddCommish (Todd) 868  ¶ 5:29 PM

  Week 11 Update - Pauly's Pub College Football Pool

Team of the Week: Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 51

The Skinny: Well after another solid week, Austin Drunks (MattS) has a 15 point lead with two weeks remaining. Looks like Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) is the only player close enough to possibly catch him. He picked up two points on his this week. It's officially crunch time. Can Austin Drunks pull it off?

Week 11 Results:
1 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 51
2 VICTORY 45
3 Austin Drunks 43
4 Chico's Bail Bonds 42
5 We Got Bush! 40
6 WheelchairWrapDraws 36
7 Do or Die 32

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 428
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 413
3 We Got Bush! (Pauly) 407
4 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 351
5 VICTORY (Senor) 328
6 WheelchairWrapDraws (Drizz) 309
7 Do or Die (Spider) 283  ¶ 6:29 AM

  Pigskin Pick'em - Week 9 Update

Team(s) of the Week: Rockets and defending champ - 12

The Skinny: Defending champ (singer) is back in the top spot after co-winning team of the week honors with Rockets (DoubleAs) who jumped up several spots the last couple of weeks. G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (smith) is in second place by only one point while there's a three-way tie for third place among The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer), Coach's Corner (Coach), and NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth).

The Straight Dope: AussieGarth is putting all the Americans to shame. He's tied for third place and is looking to make the money. The front spot has been changing hands almost every week and it's been a tight race so far this year. The only chick in the pool, JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100), is tied for 12th.

Week 9 Results:
1 Rockets 12
2 defending champ 12
3 NigglingGroinInjury 11
4 JustGotOutOfPrison 11
5 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 11
6 Raging Thespians 11
7 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 11
8 The Marcus Hookers 10
9 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 10
10 Biodegradable Merkin 10
11 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 10
12 Altadenatrojan.com 10
13 Chico's Bail Bonds 10
14 Coach's Corner 10
15 Austin Drunks 10
16 JackAceoff 10
17 Barstools & Dreamers 10
18 Riders of the Plague 10
19 Shakedown Street 10
20 Blow me I'm a danish 10
21 Marlboro Lungbutter 10
22 TeaBagz 10
23 VegasWheelChairPros 9
24 Big Daddy, Sr. 9
25 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
26 Cucamonga Cock Rings 9
27 Heshootshescores 9
28 EZ Pickins 9
29 Deadly Submarine 9
30 The Dick Sargeants 9
31 The Brooklyn Embeds 9
32 Ghost of Al Toon 9
33 The Deuce 9
34 PabooPhightingPhalli 9
35 Death Becomes Me 8
36 Free Mike Vick 8
37 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 6

Overall Standings:
1 defending champ (singer) 90
2 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (smith) 89
3 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 87
3 Coach's Corner (Coach) 87
3 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 87
6 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 86
6 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 86
8 Austin Drunks (MattS) 85
8 Rockets (DoubleAs) 85
8 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms Reback) 85
8 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 85
12 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 84
12 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 84
14 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 83
14 TeaBagz (JWalker) 83
14 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 83
14 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 83
18 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 82
18 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 82
20 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 81
20 Cucamonga Cock Rings (BennyHiroshima) 81
22 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 80
23 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (CharlesStarComedian) 79
24 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 78
24 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 78
24 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 78
27 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 77
27 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 77
27 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 77
30 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 76
30 Heshootshescores (Vederman) 76
32 Altadenatrojan.com (JPings) 75
32 EZ Pickins (EzCure) 75
34 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 74
34 Deadly Submarine (SBartley) 74
36 The Deuce (Senor) 73
37 Ghost of Al Toon (JoeMoore) 67

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 6:32 PM