Grid Iron - Week 10 Update

Team of the Week: Ribboy's Latrells - 137

The Skinny: It's a tight race. Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) holds a one point lead over The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) after Ribboy took down Team of the Week honors and rocketed into first place. I pretty sure Al's state of inebriation might have something to do with Derek catching him in Week 10. Seriously, in one eight hour gambling session at the Gold Coast in Las Vegas, I watched Al knock back 20 greyhounds. Talk about an impressive feat. Yet, the result of that mini-bender might have cost him this week in Grid Iron. With 7 weeks to go, it's still a wide open race. The defending champ McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) is less than 100 points back -- but he still has a legit shot to win along with everyone else (except Landow barring a miracle, sorry bro). Anything can happen on any given Sunday!

Week 10 Results:
1 Ribboy's Latrells 137
2 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 118
3 Split Open & Melt 107
4 The Detroit Lions of FFL 105
4 The Embeds 105
6 McGriddle McMaster 93
7 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 88
8 Chaka and the Wookies 80

Overall Standings:
1 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 1113
2 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlantHang) 1112
3 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 1083
4 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 1065
5 The Embeds (Gil) 1063
6 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 1016
7 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 987
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 889

  ¶ 8:30 PM

  Week 11 - College Football Update

Team of the Week: TIE - Austin Drunks and 6th Lead in Queens Blvd - 39

The Skinny: Looks like it's gonna come down to the final two weeks with Austin Drunks (MStephans) trying to hold onto a six point lead over 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek).

Week 11 Results:
1 Austin Drunks 39
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd 39
3 Coach Hisler's Protege 38
4 Noggin Warriors 37
5 Blast The Warning Track 25
6 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 21
7 Pinguini 21
8 Johhny Utah 0

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MStephans) 474
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 468
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) 459
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 409
5 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 393
6 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 390
7 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 382
8 Pinguini (Pings)  ¶ 8:05 PM

  Week 9 Update - Pick'em Football Pool

* * * THURSDAY GAMES BEGIN THIS WEEK! * * *

Teams of the Week: Chaka and the Wookies, Some Jive Ass-Slippers, GarthsChicksPicks, More Cowbell, My So-Called Pharmies, BiG PeRm BiG WoRm, Open Sores, and NoCountryforOldFatGuys - 10

The Skinny: Moving Week. Huge shakeup in the pool as several teams made a push towards the lead pack including Chaka and the Wookie (GMoney) who shared Team of the Week honors and jumped into a tie with Fear the Ginger (Lance) for first place. They have a two point lead over Some Jive Ass-Slippers (JuliusGoat) while three teams are in a three-way tie for fourth place... Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore), Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet), and GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen).

The Straight Dope: We're halfway through the season, so it's time to step up. If you can post 10+ points a week each week for the rest of the season, then you will be in decent shape to have a shot at the money. TOP 4 places pay with $420 going to first place.

Week 9 Results:
Chaka and the Wookies 10
Some Jive Ass-Slippers 10
GarthsChicksPicks 10
More Cowbell 10
My So-Called Pharmies 10
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 10
Open Sores 10
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 10
Big Dumb Animals 9
mlandow13 9
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 9
Austin Drunks 9
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 9
EmbitteredBroncoFans 9
Niggling Groin Injuries 8
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 8
Shakedown Street 8
Midnight Express 8
Baconators 8
FeedYourWildSide 8
Big Eyed Phish 8
Teh Big Red Dogs 8
G-Vegas Lime Tossers 8
Fear the Ginger 7
Hector Quesadilla 7
Chico's Bail Bonds 7
Major Trips SON 7
how bout a fresca 7
Marlboro and Lung Butter 7
amIkeepingyouup? 7
Rum and Done 7
AltadenaTrojan 7
Nappy Dugout 6
Bearded Clam Bake 6
ObieVIP 6
Show me your feedsack. 6
Rockin Rams 5


Overall Standings:
1 Chaka and the Wookie (GMoney) 94
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 94
3 Some Jive Ass-Slippers (JuliusGoat) 92
4 Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) 91
4 Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) 91
4 GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen) 91
7 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 90
7 Niggling Groin Injuries(Garth) 90
7 Big Dumb Animals (MattClark) 90
7 More Cowbell (Shamus) 90
11 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (paboo) 89
12 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 88
12 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 88
12 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 88
12 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 88
16 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 87
16 mlandow13 (Landow) 87
16 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 87
16 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 87
16 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 87
16 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 87
16 how bout a fresca (Brad) 87
23 ObieVIP (Obie) 86
23 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 86
23 Show me your feedsack. (Daddy) 86
23 Baconators (mattazuma) 86
27 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 85
27 FeedYourWildSide (Seth) 85
29 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 84
29 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 84
29 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 84
32 amIkeepingyouup?(FonteYES) 82
32 Rum and Done (Drizz) 82
34 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 80
34 Rockin Rams (Senor) 80
36 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 77
37 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 76
38 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 75

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 8:07 PM

  Grid Iron - Week 9

Teams of the Week: The Detroit Lions of FFL 116

The Skinny: Looks like The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) is on a rush. They took down TotW honors and extended their lead. Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) slipped a bit and tied with Split Open & Melt (Pauly) for second place.

Week 9 Results:
1 The Detroit Lions of FFL 116
2 Chaka and the Wookies 111
2 Split Open & Melt 104
4 The Embeds 102
5 Ribboy's Latrells 99
6 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 89
7 McGriddle McMaster 88
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 81

Overall Stadings:
1 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 1007
2 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 976
2 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 976
4 The Embeds (Gil) 958
5 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 947
6 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 923
7 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 907
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 801

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 8:07 PM

  College Football Pool - Week 10 Update

Team(s) of the Week: Austin Drunks & Johnny Utah 27

The Skinny: Shitty week all around. Plenty oftop teams getting upset. The scores reflected that trend in Week 10. Austin Drunks (MStephans) continues to hold the top spot with 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) trailing in second place.

Week 10 Results:
Austin Drunks 27
Johnny Utah 27
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 26
Coach Hisler's Protege 26
Pinguini 23
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 19
Noggin Warriors 15
Blast The Warning Track 13

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MStephans) 435
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 429
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) 421
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 388
5 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 382
6 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 365
7 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 356
8 Pinguini (Pings) 355  ¶ 8:06 PM

  Week 8 Update - Pauly's Pub Football Pool

Team of the Week: More Cowbell - 11

The Skinny: Congrats to More Cowbell (Shamus) for taking down TotW honors as he jumped into a tie for 13th place. Fear the Ginger (Lance) is back in the overall lead with 87 points with a two point edge over Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) in second place. Hector Quesadilla (Moore) and Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) are tied for third while Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) & Some Jive-Ass Slippers (JGoat) are deadlocked in 5th place.

The Straight Dope: A couple of big losses with Denver finally falling. Indy and New Orleans are still undefeated and both teams are looking like Super Bowl bound teams. But it's still not even the halfway point in the season! Anything can happen. Almost 90% of the people in the pool still have a shot at cashing in this wild season. Hang in there. The next few weeks are huge so don't forget to do your picks!

Week 8 Results:
More Cowbell 11
Fear the Ginger 10
Bearded Clam Bake 10
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 10
Austin Drunks 10
FeedYourWildSide 10
Rum and Done 10
Hector Quesadilla 9
Chaka and the Wookies 9
Niggling Groin Injuries 9
Some Jive-Ass Slippers, 9
Chico's Bail Bonds 9
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 9
ObieVIP 9
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 9
how bout a fresca 9
Marlboro and Lung Butter 9
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 9
Nappy Dugout 8
Big Dumb Animals 8
Major Trips SON 8
GarthsChicksPicks 8
Show me your feedsack. 8
Midnight Express 8
mlandow13 8
Big Eyed Phish 8
Teh Big Red Dogs 8
Rockin Rams 8
From Justin to Kelly 8
G-Vegas Lime Tossers 8
Shakedown Street 7
My So-Called Pharmies 7
Open Sores 7
Baconators 7
amIkeepingyouup? 7
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 7
EmbitteredBroncoFans 6


Overall Standings:
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 87
2 Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) 85
3 Hector Quesadilla (Moore) 84
3 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 84
5 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 82
5 Some Jive-Ass Slippers (JGoat) 82
7 Chico's Bail Bonds, (Derek) 81
7 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 81
7 Big Dumb Animals (MattClark) 81
7 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 81
7 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 81
7 GarthsChicksPicks (StB) 81
13 ObieVIP (Obie) 80
13 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 80
13 Show me your feedsack. (Daddy) 80
13 how bout a fresca (singer) 80
13 More Cowbell (Shamus) 80
18 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 79
18 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 79
20 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 78
20 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 78
20 mlandow13 (Landow) 78
20 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 78
20 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 78
20 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 78
20 Baconators (Mattazuma) 78
27 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 77
27 FeedYourWildSide (Palansky) 77
29 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 76
29 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 76
31 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 75
31 Rum and Done (Drizz) 75
31 Rockin Rams (Senor) 75
31 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 75
35 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 74
36 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 71
37 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 70
38 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 68
39 iam23skidoo (Skidoo) 63

Don't forget to do your picks.  ¶ 9:53 AM

  Grid Iron - Week 8 Update

Teams of the Week: McGriddle McMaster & Split Open & Melt 119

The Skinny: All hail The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) who hold the top spot by 14 points with Ribboy's Latrells, (Derek) not far behind in second place. Here's a shocker... Split Open & Melt (Pauly) has moved into third place after securing Team of the Week honors.

Week 8 Results:
Split Open & Melt 119
McGriddle McMaster 119
Chaka and the Wookies 113
The Embeds 109
The Detroit Lions of FFL 103
TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 103
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 83
Ribboy's Latrells 82


Overall Standings:
The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 891
Ribboy's Latrells, (Derek) 877
Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 872
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 858
The Embeds (Gil) 856
McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 835
Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 797
TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 720

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 10:08 PM

    ¶ 10:02 AM

    ¶ 5:26 AM

 

Grid Iron - Week 7 Update

Team of the Week: Ribboy's Latrells - 138

The Skinny: After snagging Team of the Week honors, Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) jumped into first place.

The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) held the top spot for just one week before they slipped to second, while BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) quietly holds onto third place.

Weeks 7 Results:
1 Ribboy's Latrells 138
2 The Detroit Lions of FFL 127
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 123
4 Split Open & Melt 109
5 The Embeds 98
6 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 93
7 Chaka and the Wookies 88
8 McGriddle McMaster 79

Overall Standings:
1 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 795
2 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 788
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 775
4 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 753
5 The Embeds (Gil) 747
6 McGriddle McMaster (GMoney) 684
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 617

Don't forget to do your picks

  ¶ 4:59 AM

  Week 8 Update - College Football Pool

Team of the Week: Coach Hisler's Protege - 51

The Skinny: It's still a tight race up top with Austin Drunks (Stephans) holding a two point lead over 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek). Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) won team if the week and inched closer to the front runners.

Week 6 Results
1 Coach Hisler's Protege 51
2 Johnny Utah 50
3 6th Lead in Queens Blvd 49
3 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 49
3 Austin Drunks 49
6 Noggin Warriors 47
7 Pinguini 46
8 Blast The Warning Track 36

Overall Standings
1 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 356
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 354
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) 343
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 318
5 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 306 7
6 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 302
7 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 299
8 Pinguini (Pings) 288

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 5:00 AM

  Pauly's Pub Football Pool - Week 6 Update

Teams of the Week: Rockin Rams, AltadenaTrojan, Niggling Groin Injuries, Big Dumb Animals, and Austin Drunks - 10 wins each


The Skinny: The rabid pack of frothing dogs finally caught up the Canuck. Fear the Ginger (Lance) is still in first place, but he has to share the topspot with everyone's favorite penis pills salesman Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet). There's a group of five players itching and scratching at a chance to grab the lead in Week 7. Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) and Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) are tied for 3rd place while Big Dumb Animals (m. clark), Major Trips SON (Wildo), and Chaka and the Wookies (Gmoney) are in a three-way tie for 5th place.

The Straight Dope: Another one of those weeks in the NFL when teams that were supposed to lose -- won like the Raiders, Texans, Chiefs, and the fuckin' Bills.Tom Brady lit up the lowly Titans in the snow. How about those undefeated Broncos? I think the original throwback uniforms work. Keep them. I love the simplicity of them menacing colors and old school numbers on the helmet.
Week 6 Results:
Niggling Groin Injuries 10
Big Dumb Animals 10
AltadenaTrojan 10
Austin Drunks 10
Rockin Rams 10
Nappy Dugout 9
Chaka and the Wookies 9
Shakedown Street 9
Chico's Bail Bonds 9
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 9
Some Jive-Ass Slippers 9
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 9
Midnight Express 9
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 9
Hector Quesadilla 8
Major Trips SON, 8
Bearded Clam Bake 8
Show me your feedsack., 8
Baconators 8
My So-Called Pharmies 8
Marlboro and Lung Butter 8
Big Eyed Phish 8
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 8
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 8
Teh Big Red Dogs 8
iam23skidoo 8
Fear the Ginger 7
Open Sores 7
ObieVIP 7
how bout a fresca 7
GarthsChicksPicks 7
From Justin to Kelly 7
amIkeepingyouup? 7
More Cowbell 7
Rum and Done 7
FeedYourWildSide 7
mlandow13 6
EmbitteredBroncoFans 6
Overall Standings:
1 Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) 67
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 67
3 Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) 65
3 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 65
5 Big Dumb Animals (m. clark) 64
5 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 64
5 Chaka and the Wookies (Gmoney) 64
8 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 63
8 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 63
10 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 62
10 ObieVIP (Obie) 62
10 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 62
10 Show me your feedsack. (Daddy) 62
10 Baconators (Mattazuma) 62
10 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 62
10 how bout a fresca (singer) 62
10 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (paboo) 62
10 Some Jive-Ass Slippers (JuliusGoat) 62
10 GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen) 62
20 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 61
20 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 61
20 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 61
20 Midnight Express(Mustafa) 61
20 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 61
25 mlandow13 (Landow) 60
25 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 60
27 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 59
27 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 59
27 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 59
27 More Cowbell (Shamus) 59
31 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 58
31 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 58
33 Rockin Rams (Senor) 57
33 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 57
35 Rum and Done (Drizz) 55
35 FeedYourWildSide (Seth) 55
35 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 55
38 iam23skidoo (Skidoo) 53
39 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (otis) 50


Don't forget to do your PICKS! $420 is on the line. Do every single pick!  ¶ 10:34 PM

 

Grid Iron - Week 6 Update

Teams of the Week: The Detroit Lions of FFL and Ribboy's Latrells - 127

The Skinny: Did someone hit the shuffle button? After co-winning Team of the Week honors, The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) seized first place while The Embeds (Gil) slipped to 4th place. Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) is in second place after a big week and trails the leader by 4 points.

Week 6 Results:
The Detroit Lions of FFL 127
Ribboy's Latrells 127
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm, 123
Split Open & Melt 120
McGriddle McMaster 112
Chaka and the Wookies 112
The Embeds 105
TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 60

Overall Standings:
1 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 661
2 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 657
3 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 652
4 The Embeds (Gil) 649
5 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 644
6 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 637
7 Chaka and the Wookies (Gmoney) 596
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 525

Don't forget to do your picks!

  ¶ 10:32 PM

  >College Football - Week 7 Update

Team of the Week: Pinguini 47

The Skinny: Another Team of the Week honors for Pinguini (Pings). Austin Drunks (Stephans) is still out in front, but 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) is closing in.

Week 7 Results:
Pinguini 47
Blast The Warning Track 46
Johnny Utah 46
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 44
Coach Hisler's Protege 44
Austin Drunks 42
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 39
Noggin Warriors 37

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 307
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 305
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (A. CantHang) 292
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 269
5 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 266
6 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 256
7 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 252
8 Pinguini (Pings) 242  ¶ 1:21 AM

  Week 5 Update

Team of the Week: 9-way tie with 10 wins... Hector Quesadilla, Chaka and the Wookies, how bout a fresca, GarthsChicksPicks, mlandow13, From Justin to Kelly, Midnight Express, Rum and Done, and iam23skidoo

The Skinny: Happy belated Thanksgiving to our friends from the Great White North or as our former President Bush used to call... Canadia. It's fitting that we have a Canuck in the top spot. Fear the Ginger (Lance) was tied for the lead on Week 2 and he hasn't looked back since. Right now, there's a penis-pill salesman and a Wall Street shyster in hot pursuit. Nappy Dugout (BobyBracelet) is only two points behind in second place. Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) is only three points off the lead. Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) and Major Trips SON (Wildo) are tied for fourth.

The Straight Dope: The Browns and Broncos were pool busters in Week 5. Only a few of you picked both upsets. Only five weeks into the season it's still a wide open pool. 15 point difference with 12 weeks to go is attainable. Anyone can with this. Oh yeah, $420 goes to the winner.

Week 5 Results:
Hector Quesadilla 10
Chaka and the Wookies 10
how bout a fresca 10
GarthsChicksPicks 10
mlandow13 10
From Justin to Kelly 10
Midnight Express 10
Rum and Done 10
iam23skidoo 10
More Cowbell 9
Nappy Dugout 9
FeedYourWildSide 9
ObieVIP 9
Show me your feedsack. 9
Big Dumb Animals 9
My So-Called Pharmies 9
Chico's Bail Bonds 9
Marlboro and Lung Butter 9
Some Jive Ass Slippers 9
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 9
amIkeepingyouup? 9
Fear the Ginger 9
AltadenaTrojan 9
G-Vegas Lime Tossers 9
Open Sores 8
Major Trips SON 8
Shakedown Street 8
Bearded Clam Bake 8
Baconators 8
Big Eyed Phish 8
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 8
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 8
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 8
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 8
EmbitteredBroncoFans 8
Austin Drunks 8
Teh Big Red Dogs 8
Rockin Rams 8
Niggling Groin Injuries 7


Overall Standings:
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 60
2 Nappy Dugout (BobyBracelet) 58
3 Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) 57
4 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 56
4 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 56
6 ObieVIP (Obie) 55
6 Niggling Groin Injuries (Garth) 55
6 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 55
6 how bout a fresca (Singer) 55
6 GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen) 55
11 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 54
11 mlandow13 (Landow) 54
11 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 54
11 Show me your feedsack. (Daddy) 54
11 Big Dumb Animals (MattClark) 54
11 Baconators (Mattazuma) 54
17 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 53
17 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 53
17 Marlboro and Lung Butter (A. CantHang) 53
17 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 53
17 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 53
17 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 53
17 Some Jive Ass Slippers (JuliusGoat) 53
24 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 52
24 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 52
24 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 52
24 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 52
24 More Cowbell (Shamus) 52
29 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 50
29 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 50
29 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 50
29 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 50
33 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 49
33 Austin Drunks (MattStephans) 49
33 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 49
36 Rum and Done (Drizz) 48
36 FeedYourWildSide (Seth) 48
38 Rockin Rams (Senor) 47
39 iam23skidoo (Skidoo) 45

Don't forget to do ALL of your picks!  ¶ 8:42 PM

 

Grid Iron - Week 5 Results Team of the Week: Split Open & Melt - 122 The Skinny: After five weeks of action, The Embeds (Gil) are still out front but The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) and Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) are gaining on them. Been a strange season so far. Who would have picked Denver to go 5-0? Lots of football left with bye weeks and bad weather on the way. Anything can happen... Week 5 Results Split Open & Melt 122 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 118 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 109 McGriddle McMaster 101 The Detroit Lions of FFL 98 Ribboy's Latrells 96 Chaka and the Wookies 95 The Embeds 83 Overall Standings 1 The Embeds (Gil) 544 2 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 534 3 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 530 4 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 529 5 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 525 6 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 524 7 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 484 8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 465 Don't forget to do your picks!

  ¶ 8:52 PM

  Week 6 Update - College Football Pool

Team of the WeeK: Pinguini 52

The Skinny: Strong week for some folks. Austin Drunks (MStephans) is still in first place with 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) a few point behind in second place and Coach Hisler's Protege (A. CantHang) hanging back in third.

Week 6 Results:
Pinguini 52
Austin Drunks 51
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 50
Johnny Utah 50
Coach Hisler's Protege 47
Brown Chicken 43
Noggin Warriors 39
Blast The Warning Track 36

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MStephans) 265
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 261
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (A. CantHang) 248
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 230
5 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 220
6 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 215
7 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 210
8 Pinguini (Pings) 195  ¶ 1:59 AM

  College Football Week 5 Update

Team of the Week: 6th Lead in Queens Blvd - 46

The Skinny: It was a good week for 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) who took down Team of the Week honors and pulled closer to front runner Austin Drunks (M. Stephans).

Week 5 Results:
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 46
Austin Drunks 42
Coach Hisler's Protege 38
Johnny Utah 37
Noggin Warriors 36
Blast The Warning Track 34
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 33
Pinguini 27

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 214
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 211
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) 201
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 187
5 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 184
6 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 176
7 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 160
8 Pinguini (Pings) 143  ¶ 8:59 PM

  Week 3 Update - Football Pool

Team of the Week: tie - Fear the Ginger and Show me your feedsack - 15 Wins

The Skinny: The Americans are being invaded. A Canadian (and a real live ginger a that) holds the top spot while an Aussie is lurking in third place. What the fuck? Do you Americans have any shame? Fear the Ginger (Lance) is smoking the competition and is among the Top 50 overall among the entire field at ESPN! That's awesome way to represent Pauly's Pub. Fear the Ginger extended his lead and went 15-1 in Week 3 and won co-Team of the Week honors with Daddy's Show me your feedsack. Everyone's favorite penis pills salesman Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) is two points behind in second place. Former champion Niggling Groin Injuries (AussieGarth) is in a multi-way tie for third place with Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) and Major Trips SON (Wildo), who is making a smashing debut in the Pauly's Pub pool.

The Straight Dope: Jacksonville, Cincy, and Detroit pulled off upsets. Only a select few called either of those and only Daddy called all three upsets. Nice catch. Who would have thought that the Jets and Denver would be 3-0 and that Brett Favre could still pull some miracles out of his ass.

Week 3 Results:
Fear the Ginger 15
Show me your feedsack 15
Bearded Clam Bake 14
Baconators 14
Nappy Dugout 13
Niggling Groin Injuries 13
Open Sores 13
Major Trips SON 13
ObieVIP 13
Shakedown Street 13
Hector Quesadilla 13
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 13
Chaka and the Wookies 13
More Cowbell 13
Big Dumb Animals 12
mlandow13 12
Chico's Bail Bonds 12
Some Jive Ass Slippers 12
From Justin to Kelly 12
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 12
G-Vegas Lime Tossers 12
FeedYourWildSide 12
Teh Big Red Dogs 12
EmbitteredBroncoFans 12
Big Eyed Phish 11
GarthsChicksPicks 11
Midnight Express 11
how bout a fresca 11
iam23skidoo 11
My So-Called Pharmies 11
Marlboro and Lung Butter 11
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 11
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 11
amIkeepingyouup? 11
AltadenaTrojan 11
Rum and Done 11
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 10
Austin Drunks 10
Rockin Rams 9


Overall Standings:
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 40
2 Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) 38
3 Niggling Groin Injuries (AussieGarth) 37
3 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 37
3 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 37
6 ObieVIP (Obie) 36
6 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 36
6 Hector Quesadilla (JoeMoore) 36
6 Big Dumb Animals (MattClark) 36
10 mlandow13 (Landow) 35
10 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 35
10 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 35
10 GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen) 35
14 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 34
14 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 34
14 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 34
14 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 34
14 Baconators (Mattazuma) 34
14 how bout a fresca (Singer) 34
14 iam23skidoo (Skidoo) 34
14 Some Jive Ass Slippers (Goat) 34
22 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 33
22 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 33
22 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 33
22 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 33
22 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 33
22 More Cowbell (Shamus) 33
28 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 32
28 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 32
28 Show me your feedsack. (Daddy) 32
28 FeedYourWildSide (Palansky) 32
28 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 32
33 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 31
33 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 31
33 Austin Drunks (Stephans) 31
33 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 31
37 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 30
38 Rockin Rams (Senor) 29
39 Rum and Done (Drizz) 27

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 1:22 AM

  Grid Iron - Week 3 Updates

Team of the Week: BiG PeRm BiG WoRm - 111

The Skinny: Lots of ground was gained on the leaders from the basement dwellers during an odd week for stats around the NFL. At this point, I say that anyone can still win the title in the Pauly's Pub Grid Iron pool. Last year's champ (flying under a new moniker) McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) retains the lead while The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) and The Embeds (Gil) are not far behind in second and third place respectively.

Week 3 Results:
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 111
The Detroit Lions of FFL 102
TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 96
The Embeds 94
Ribboy's Latrells 86
Split Open & Melt 81
Chaka and the Wookies 78
McGriddle McMaster 77

Overall Results:
1 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 352
2 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 350
3 The Embeds (Gil) 346
4 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 335
5 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 313
6 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 311
7 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 306
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 277

Don't forget to do your picks.  ¶ 12:19 AM

  College Football Update - Week 4

Team of the Week: Pinguini 33

The Skinny: Rough week. Lots of upsets. Lots of dismal scores compared to last week. Meet the new boss.... Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) is in the top spot after Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) coughed up the lead and sunk to third place. 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) is seven off the leader.

Week 4 Results:
Pinguini 33
Austin Drunks 30
Blast The Warning Track 29
Johnny Utah 29
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 26
Noggin Warriors 24
Coach Hisler's Protege 22
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 22

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 172
2 6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 165
3 Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) 163
4 Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 154
5 Blast The Warning Track (Drizz) 150
6 Noggin Warriors (Senor) 140
7 Johnny Utah (Pauly) 123
8 Pinguini (Pings) 116

Don't forget to do your picks.  ¶ 12:20 AM

  Football Pool - Week 2 Update

Team of the Week: (tie) Big Eyed Phish & GarthsChicksPicks - 12

The Skinny: Two ladies topped the week with 12 wins a piece and now they are among the leaders after Week 2. Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) and Fear the Ginger (Lance) are co-leaders with 25 wins. Just one point behind, it's a six-way tie for third place among former champion Niggling Groin Injuries (AussieGarth), Open Sores (JoeSpeaker), Big Dumb Animals (m. clark), Major Trips SON (Wildo), Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl), and GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen).

The Straight Dope: A Canadian, an Aussie, and a penis pills salesman are Pauly's Pub leaders. Sounds like a start to a bad ethnic joke. The two games where everyone was split were Oakland/Kansas City and the Giants/Cowboys game. Eli came through in the clutch against the Cowboys in their new stadium. They pretty much pissed on Jerry Jones' version of the Mormon Temple meets the Roman Coliseum.

Week 2 Results:
Big Eyed Phish 12
GarthsChicksPicks 12
Fear the Ginger 11
Niggling Groin Injuries 11
Big Dumb Animals 11
Major Trips SON 11
Hector Quesadilla 11
mlandow13 11
how bout a fresca 11
Some Jive Ass Slippers 11
Nappy Dugout 10
ObieVIP 10
Shakedown Street 10
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 10
Midnight Express 10
iam23skidoo 10
Paboo's Phighting Phalli 10
Baconators 10
AltadenaTrojan 10
Open Sores 9
Chico's Bail Bonds 9
My So-Called Pharmies 9
Marlboro and Lung Butter 9
Bearded Clam Bake 9
Chaka and the Wookies 9
From Justin to Kelly 9
Rockin Rams 9
FeedYourWildSide 9
More Cowbell, M. Harris 9
NoCountryforOldFatGuys 8
amIkeepingyouup? 8
Well Tanks for Nuttin' 8
G-Vegas Lime Tossers 8
Austin Drunks 7
Dudu, Zeke & Bitty 7
Teh Big Red Dogs 7
EmbitteredBroncoFans 7
Show me your feedsack 6
Rum and Done 4


Overall Standings:
1 Nappy Dugout (BobbyBracelet) 25
1 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 25
3 Niggling Groin Injuries (AussieGarth) 24
3 Big Eyed Phish (IronGirl) 24
3 GarthsChicksPicks (Gretchen) 24
3 Open Sores (JoeSpeaker) 24
3 Big Dumb Animals (m. clark) 24
3 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 24
9 ObieVIP (Obie) 23
9 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 23
9 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 23
9 Hector Quesadilla (J. Moore) 23
9 mlandow13 (Landow) 23
9 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 23
9 how bout a fresca (b. singer) 23
9 iam23skidoo (SKiddo) 23
17 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 22
17 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 22
17 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 22
17 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 22
17 Some Jive Ass Slippers (JuliusGoat) 22
22 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 21
22 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 21
22 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 21
22 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 21
22 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 21
27 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 20
27 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 20
27 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 20
27 Rockin Rams (Senor) 20
27 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 20
27 Baconators (Mattazuma) 20
27 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 20
27 FeedYourWildSide (Palansky) 20
27 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 20
27 More Cowbell (Shamus) 20
37 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Schecky) 18
38 Show me your feedsack (Daddy) 17
39 Rum and Done (Drizz) 16
40 jaydub413 (Johnny Walker) 12


Don't forget to do your picks!

Don't forget to pay me!  ¶ 2:02 AM

  Grid Iron - Week 2 Update

Team of the Week: McGriddle McMaster - 129

The Skinny: After taking down Team of the Week honors, McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) has taken over the lead, while Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) slipped to third place behind The Embeds (Gil), who are currently in second place

Week 2 Results:
McGriddle McMaster 129
Split Open & Melt 119
The Embeds 106
Chaka and the Wookies 103
The Detroit Lions of FFL 98
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 95
Ribboy's Latrells 90
TO Sucks...Vick Swallows 90

Overall Standings:
1 McGriddle McMaster (Drizz) 275
2 The Embeds (Gil) 252
3 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 249
4 The Detroit Lions of FFL (AlCantHang) 248
5 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 233
6 Split Open & Melt (Pauly) 232
7 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 194
8 TO Sucks...Vick Swallows (Landow) 184

Don't forget to do your picks.  ¶ 1:12 AM

  CFL - Week 3 Update

Team of the Week: Coach Hisler's Protege - 55

The Skinny: Perfecto for Coach Hisler's Protege (AlCantHang) who went 10-10 in games. He's in second place one point off the leader Austin Drunks (M. Stephans).

Week 3 Results:
Coach Hisler's Protege 55
Austin Drunks 54
6th Lead in Queens Blvd 52
Noggin Warriors 52
Johnny Utah 52
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 48
Pinguini 46
Blast The Warning Track 44

Overall Standings:
Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 142
Coach Hisler's Protege (A. CantHang) 141
6th Lead in Queens Blvd (Derek) 139
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow (Landow) 132
Blast The Warning Track, (Drizz)121
Noggin Warriors (Senor) 116
Johnny Utah (Pauly) 94
Pinguini (Pings) 83

Don't forget to do you picks!  ¶ 1:12 AM

  Pauly's Pub Football Pool - Week 1 Update

Welcome back to the 10th annual Pauly's Pub Football Pool. For a decade, degenerates from all over the globe have competed for cash prizes and bragging rights! In previous years, we had a chick win the pool and even an Australian took it down two years ago. The top 4 teams win prize money this year with $420 going to the winner.

Team(s) of the Week: Open Sores and Nappy Dugout - 15 wins each

The Skinny: Your defending champ Shakedown Street (Pauly) is in tie for 5th place, two wins off the co-leaders who went 15-1 this week. Open Sores (Joe Speaker) and Nappy Dugout (Bobby Bracelet) took the early lead, with Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) and Fear the Ginger (Lance) right behind in a tie for third place.

The Straight Dope: The opening week was nearly predictable with only a couple of potential upsets (Bills and Raiders) that never transpired. What else did we learn this week? McNabb has fragile ribs, Tony Romo has the sniffles, and the NY media is about to anoint Mark Sanchez the mayorship. Bears QB Jay Cutler is making Rex Grossman look like an all star. Sure, he only threw 4 INTs, but if GB's secondary could actually catch the ball, they would have had seven or eight picks.

Week 1 Results and Overall Standings:
1 Open Sores (Joe Speaker) 15
1 Nappy Dugout (Bobby Bracelet) 15
3 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 14
3 Fear the Ginger (Lance) 14
5 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 13
5 ObieVIP (Obie) 13
5 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 13
5 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 13
5 Dudu, Zeke & Bitty (Schanzer) 13
5 My So-Called Pharmies (Change100) 13
5 Marlboro and Lung Butter (AlCantHang) 13
5 Niggling Groin Injuries (AussieGarth) 13
5 Midnight Express (Mustafa) 13
5 NoCountryforOldFatGuys (TheFatGuy) 13
5 Big Dumb Animals (MattC) 13
5 Major Trips SON (Wildo) 13
5 iam23skidoo (Skidoo) 13
5 Teh Big Red Dogs (Cliff) 13
19 amIkeepingyouup? (Fontenot) 12
19 Hector Quesadilla (Moore) 12
19 mlandow13 (Landow) 12
19 Rum and Done (Drizz) 12
19 Well Tanks for Nuttin' (Jerry) 12
19 G-Vegas Lime Tossers (Otis) 12
19 Bearded Clam Bake (Storms) 12
19 Chaka and the Wookies (GMoney) 12
19 how bout a fresca (singer) 12
19 jaydub413 (J. Walker) 12
19 Big Eyed Phish (Irongirl) 12
19 Paboo's Phighting Phalli (Paboo) 12
19 From Justin to Kelly (BG) 12
19 GarthsChicksPicks (Garth's Chick) 12
33 EmbitteredBroncoFans (Caldwell) 11
33 Rockin Rams (Senor) 11
33 Show me your feedsack (Daddy) 11
33 FeedYourWildSide (SethP) 11
33 Some Jive Ass Slippers (JuliusGoat) 11
33 More Cowbell (Shamus) 11
39 Baconators (Mattazuma) 10
39 AltadenaTrojan (Pings) 10

Don't forget to do your picks!  ¶ 10:34 PM