Pauly's Pub
Pauly's Pub BBC
Week 3 Update thru 4.21.03 @ 8:46 am EST
Team of the Week: Holla Atmeyoes
Week 3 Results:
1 Holla Atmeyoes 397
2 Moe's Tavern 381
3 Rib Boy's Latrells 348
4 Subway Rats 343
5 Buttamaker's Boilermakers 341
6 Furcal's Phisheads 334
7 Beantown Baby GO SOX 322
8 Big Sal's Goodfellas 322
Overall Standings:
1 Rib Boy's Latrells (D. McGuire) 971 (Last Week 1)
2 Holla Atmeyoes (G. Shapir) 951 (3)
3 Beantown Baby GO SOX (B. Singer) 904 (2)
4 Moe's Tavern (T. McGrupp) 892 (5)
5 Furcal's Phisheads (Pauly) 884 (4)
6 Subway Rats (S. McNamara) 847 (6)
7 Big Sal's Goodfellas (S. Biaggi) 805 (7)
8 Buttamaker's Boilermakers (A. Tanzairian) 740 (8)
The Skinny: Rib Boy's Latrells is still in the lead despite a great week from Holla Atmeyoes and a solid week of Homerisms at Moe's Tavern. Looks like Furcal's Phisheads were busy trying to get Phish Summer Tour tickets instead of pithing well, after their second consecutive week of sub par play. Beatown Baby slipped to third. Subway Rats started the week hot, but fizzled during the weekend.
Who's HOT? Hideki Matsui leads the Yanks in RBIS (tied for 2nd in the AL)... and Carl Evert is hitting HRs and leading the AL with AROD. Nomar nailed a walk off HR last night at Fenway. Rocco Who'saginny? (Thank's to Spider for that joke!) And the Yanks starters are all still hot, with their shotty bullpen the reason for their losses. The MOOSE is loose indeed with the most wins in MLB. Joe Torre won his 700th game as a Yankee manager.
Martha Stewart Award: (TIE) Scott Peterson... killed his wife and unborn child. And had the balls to call press conferences when he knew he was guilty. AND the asshole who tried to jump the umpire last week in Chicago.
Armando Benitiz BLOWN SAVE count: 4
Eddie EVERYDAY Gudardo Save WATCH: 6
Terror Alert: Yellow (National), Orange (NYC)
Pauly's Pub POWER RANKINGS:
1. NY Yankees
2. SF Giants
3. Boston Red Sucks
4. KC Royals and the Sunshine Band
5. Allen Iverson (dropped 55 last night!)
Pauly's Pub Fishing Pool
Tourney 8 Update thru 4.15.03 @ 10:30 pm EST
Surrender to the phlow...
Phishead of the Week: Cali Fried Phishychicks (Jen Biaggi with 357 points)
Clear Lake, CA - Tourney 8 Results
1 Cali Fried Phishychicks 357
2 I'maGetme SomePhish 301
3 Big Sal's Bay Brawlers 294
4 Sexwith Sharks 284
4 Salmon Rushweed 284
6 What's That Smell? 251
7 Dank Nugs & Free Hugs 249
8 Boo's Ganja Goo Balls 230
9 Texas Phishfry 176
10 Mo Lewis's Anglers 123
11 Laugh&Laughn Fall Apart 102
12 Llamas With Snorkels 67
OVERALL STANDINGS:
1. Big Sal's Bay Brawlers (Salvatore Biaggi) 1659
2. I'maGetme SomePhish (Gil Shapir) 1506
3. Sexwith Sharks (Spydur McNamara) 1497
4. Cali Fried Phishychicks (Jennifer Biaggi) 1391
5. Boo's Ganja Goo Balls (Heather Adams) 1361
6. Dank Nugs & Free Hugs (Pauly McGuire) 1310
7. Salmon Rushweed (Derek McGuire) 1221
8. Mo Lewis's Anglers (Princess Jessica) 1027
9. Laugh&Laughn Fall Apart (Senor Sheer) 939
10. What's That Smell? (Joseph Moore) 882
11. Llamas With Snorkels (Dave Simanoff) 656
12. Texas Phishfry (Molly Daugherty) 595
Remaining Events...
Lake Hamilton May 01-04, 2003 Hot Springs, AR
Alabama River May 22-25, 2003 Montgomery, AL
BASSMASTERS Classic August 01-03, 2003 New Orleans, LA
Pauly's Pub Baseball Pool
Week 2 Update thru 4.15.03 @ 1:03 pm EST
Team of the Week: Beantown Baby GO SOX (Brad Singer with 298 Points)
Week 2 Results:
1 Beantown Baby GO SOX 298
2 Rib Boy's Latrells 260
3 Subway Rats 248
4 Holla Atmeyoes 235
5 Moe's Tavern 231
6 Furcal's Phisheads 216
7 Big Sal's Goodfellas 173
8 Buttamaker's Boilermakers145
Overall Results:
1 Rib Boy's Latrells 623 (Last Week 1)
2 Beantown Baby GO SOX 582 (5)
3 Holla Atmeyoes 554 (3)
4 Furcal's Phisheads 550 (2)
5 Moe's Tavern 511 (6)
6 Subway Rats 504 (7)
7 Big Sal's Goodfellas 483 (4)
8 Buttamaker's Boilermakers 399 (8)
Back by popular demand (e.g. Derek said soemthing to me last week... Where's the rest of the update?) so here it is...
The Skinny: Rib Boy's Latrells still leads the pack. Beantown Baby GO SOX was hot moving up into second place. Furcal'sPhisheads slipped, and Holla Atmeyoes stayed in 3rd place.
MARTHA STEWART AWARD: goes to Martha Burke, the chick you protested the MASTERS... she got 8 total protestors. And golf fans got commercial free golf. Who won there?
WHO's HOT? The Yankees and the Royals of course. And Rocco Baldelli! Who? Just ask Senor! Godzilla Matsui is leading the Yanks in RBIs. And Jim Edmonds kicking ass as well.
Armando Benitez Blown Save Count: 3
Eddie Everyday Guardado Save Count: 4
Pauly's Pub POWER RANKINGS:
1. NY Yankees
2. SF Giants
3. KC Royals
4. Len Maticce
5. US & Coalition Armed Forces
Pauly's Pub Golf Pool
Masters Results THRU 4.15.03 @ 9:01 am
Duffer of the Week: EightInch Driver (248 points)
The Masters Results:
1. EightInch Driver (Spydur McNamara) 248
2. Sausage & Links (Senor Sheer) 252
3. Pot Smoking USA (Ty Webb) 254
3. DeNunzio's Ball Sack (Derek McGuire) 254
3. Grateful Jenny (Jennifer Biaggi) 254
6. TEAM Singer (brad singer) 256
7. Bushwood's Dirty Micks (Pauly McGuire) 257
7. Al's Cervix (Tenzin McGrupp) 257
9. Carl's Hydro Trip Weed (Danny Noonan) 259
9. The Divots (Gil Shapir) 259
11. Big Sal (Salvatore Biaggi) 264
12. Spalding Eats Boogers (Joseph Moore) 266
The skinny: Tiger made a charge in the 3rd ROUND but faltered on sunday. Martha who? I heard only 8 people showed up for her protest. with people dying everyday in this world, i guess no one really cares if a rich white woman doesn't what she wants... a FIFTH country club membership!
Hey I noticed that the 2 biggest golfers in the pool (SAL & Joe Moore) finished in last places!!
FINAL FOUR MARCH MADNESS UPDATE
Thru 4.8.03 @ 7:10 am EST!
FREE POOL WINNER: Joe Moore and Dickey V's PTPers
CASH POOL WINNER: Pauly and Nietzsche's Bikini Babes
So the winner was: SYRACUSE! Who would have thought? Actually Joe Moore did. He picked his alma mater to go all the way! I got fucked by Syracuse... I bet against them every time they played, and i got burned. I even picked them to get UPSET by Manhattan College in Round 1.
Free Throws!!! If some of these kids hit their free throws... i would have left Vegas a rich man. THAT KILLED ME!!! so many, too many missed free throws.... fucked up the spreads in too many games.
Congrats to:
Nietzsche's Bikini Babes (MY TEAM!) the winner of the CASH POOL! I get $82.50. Derek and his team the NCAA Violator$ gets the 2nd place prize of $27.50. I FINALLY WON A POOL! WHOOO -HOOOOOO! I came in LAST place in the regular season College Hoops Pool... so this win was HUGE for me. This is the first Pauly's Pub Pool that I have won.
And Congrats to:
Dickey V's PTPers (Joseph Moore) who won the Free Pool. He gets a bootleg! THANKS to everyone who played! See you next year. And if you wish, my GOLF POOL has sign ups thru THURSDAY! so don't delay! E-mail me for more details!
Salukis,
McG
CASH POOL (Tao of Pauly) Overall Results:
1 Nietzsche's Bikini Babes (Pauly) 880
2 The NCAA Violator$ (Derek McGuire) 790
3 ILL-Legally Blonde (Jen Biaggi) 750
4 Team Singer (Brad singer) 730
5 Snoochie Boochies (Tenzin McGrupp) 710
6 Team Girtz (Eial Girtz) 700
7 Phat Chicks (Senor 2) 690
8 TakinUR $$$ Anwomen (Spider McNamara) 680
9 The Slack Jaw'd Yokel (Team Ephedra) 600
10 Brooklyn Boogiedowns (Lori Blandford) 440
11 Bagin' Elephants (Senor 1) 380
FREE POOL (Pauly's Pub) Overall Results:
1 Dickey V's PTPers (Joseph Moore) 1140
2 Rod & Todd's Hard Wood (Derek McGuire) 820
3 Cryin'babies SlappinWomen (Molly Daugherty) 740
4 NedFlanders' FunkyBitches (Heather Adams) 710
5 The Straight Seeds (Pauly 2) 680
6 Marge's Fake Rack (Spider McNamara) 670
7 Kickiraki Ass (Gil Shapir) 640
8 Big Sal (Salvatore Biaggi) 610
9 Ralph Wiggum Ate MyMonkey (Pauly 1) 550
10 The Milhouse Incident (Armen Tanzairian) 510
11 The D'oh! of Homer (Katarina Biaggi) 470
12 Rev Lovejoys Sinners (Jessica Lapidus) 390
13 Grateful Jenny (Jennifer Biaggi) 380
PS.... I wrote a story for the Norwegian news site called the GOOD NEWS. the article is titled MARCH MADNESS. Check it out at: http://home.online.no/~gtaamdal/
Pauly's Pub Baseball Pool
Update thru 4.7.03 @ 12:03 PM PCT
TEAM of the WEEK: Rib Boy's Latrells 363 points in week 1
Week 1 Results:
1. Rib Boy's Latrells (D. McGuire) 363
2. Furcal's Phisheads (P. McGuire) 334
3. Holla Atmeyoes (G. Shapir) 319
4. Big Sal's Goodfellas (S. Biaggi) 310
5. Beantown Baby GO SOX (b. singer) 284
6. Moe's Tavern (T. McGrupp) 280
7. Subway Rats (S. McNamara) 256
8. Buttamaker's Boilermakers (A. Tanzairian) 254
Pauly's Pub Fishing Pool
Thru 4.8.03 @ 7:55 am EST
Phishead of the Week: I'maGetme SomePhish!
Tourney 7 - San Joaquin River Delta Results:
1 I'maGetme SomePhish 418
2 Dank Nugs & Free Hugs 321
3 Cali Fried Phishychicks 314
4 Laugh&Laughn Fall Apart 285
5 Boo's Ganja Goo Balls 269
6 Big Sal's Bay Brawlers 196
7 Sexwith Sharks 195
7 Salmon Rushweed 195
9 What's That Smell? 160
9 Texas Phishfry 160
11 Mo Lewis's Anglers 158
12 Llamas With Snorkels 125
Overall Results:
1 Big Sal's Bay Brawlers (Salvatore Biaggi) 1365
2 Sexwith Sharks (Spydur McNamara) 1213
3 I'maGetme SomePhish (Gil Shapir) 1205
4 Boo's Ganja Goo Balls (Heather Adams) 1131
5 Dank Nugs & Free Hugs (Pauly McGuire) 1061
6 Cali Fried Phishychicks (Jen Biaggi) 1034
7 Salmon Rushweed (Derek McGuire) 937
8 Mo Lewis's Anglers (Jessica Lapidus) 904
9 Laugh&Laughn Fall Apart (Senor Sheer) 837
10 What's That Smell? (Joseph Moore) 631
11 Llamas With Snorkels (Dave Simanoff) 589
12 Texas Phishfry (Molly Daugherty) 419
Pauly's Pub Golf Pool!
Come join my
Golf Pool. It's a best ball tournament and you pick four golfers. The game is free to play and entires are due before the
Masters begin on April 10. Winner gets an autographed golf ball.
Group name: Pauly's Pub
Password: pauly
March Madness Elite 8 Update
Thru 3.4.03 8:00 am PCT
WOW! Who would have though only one #1 seed (TEXAS) would make it to the Final Four. Marquette, Syracuse and Kansas all beat #1 seeds to advance. Looks like everyone picked Kentucky to win it all. Right now Derek (NCAA Violator$) is leading the CASH POOL, but my entry (Nietzsche's Bikini Babes) is a close second, and because I have two teams still left (Texas & Kansas) I have a high likelyhood of winning. Derek is also winning the FREE POOL with Rod & Tod's Hard Woods, with the Texas girls (Molly & Heather) right behind him!
CAH POOL (Tao of Pauly) - Overall Results
1 The NCAA Violator$ (Derek McGuire) 790
2 Nietzsche's Bikini Babes (Tenzin 2) 760
3 ILL-Legally Blonde (Jen Biaggi) 750
4 singer Entry (brad singer ) 730
5 Snoochie Boochies (Tenzin 1) 710
6 Girtz Entry (Eial Girtz) 700
7 Phat Chicks, (Senor 2) 690
8 TakinUR $$$ Anwomen (Spider McNamara) 680
9 The Slack Jaw'd Yokel (Team Ephedra) 600
10 Brooklyn Boogiedowns (Lori Blandford) 440
11 Bagin' Elephants (Senor 1) 380
Free Pool (Pauly's Pub) Overall Results
1 Rod & Todd's Hard Wood (Derek McGuire) 820
2 Cryin'babies SlappinWomen (Molly Daugherty) 740
2 Dickey V's PTPers (Joseph Moore) 740
4 NedFlanders' FunkyBitches (Heather Adams) 710
5 The Straight Seeds 680
6 Marge's Fake Rack (SpiderMcNamara) 670
7 Kickiraki Ass (Gil Shapir) 640
8 Big Sal (Salvatore Biaggi ) 610
9 Ralph Wiggum Ate MyMonkey (Pauly McGuire) 550
10 The Milhouse Incident (Armen Tanzairian) 510
11 The D'oh! of Homer (Katarina Biaggi) 470
12 Rev Lovejoys Sinners (Jessica) 390
13 Grateful Jenny (Jennifer Biaggi) 380
