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Team of the Week: Altadenatrojan.com - 13 Wins
The Skinny: We're into the third week of action and the lead has changed hands for a second week in a row. Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) is back in the top spot after a 12 win performance, while defending champ (singer) is right behind in second place. There's a tie for third place with The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer), JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms), Austin Drunks (MattStephans), and JackAceoff (Miami Don). The Texas boys, Austin Drunks and JustGotOutOfPrison, are making a run.
The Straight Dope: The Aussie is tied for 7th place. The British dude and the only chick in the pool are tied in 14th place. Everyone below them should be ashamed to be Americans! Austin Drunks (MattS) is trying to win the Triple Crown of Pauly's Pub football pools. He's third in this pool, second in the Grid Iron fantasy football pool, and leads theCollege Pick'em Pool.
Week 3 Results:
1 Altadenatrojan.com 13
2 Riders of the Plague 12
2 JustGotOutOfPrison 12
2 JackAceoff 12
2 Biodegradable Merkin 12
2 defending champ 12
7 NigglingGroinInjury 11
7 EZ Pickins 11
7 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 11
7 VegasWheelChairPros 11
7 Barstools & Dreamers 11
7 JohnnyDramasFruitCup 11
13 Austin Drunks 10
13 The Dick Sargeants 10
13 Cucamonga Cock Rings 10
13 The Marcus Hookers 10
13 G-Vegas Gold Bonds 10
13 Chico's Bail Bonds 10
13 Shakedown Street 10
13 Heshootshescores 10
13 The Brooklyn Embeds 10
22 Raging Thespians 9
22 Au revoir, Gopher. 9
22 TeaBagz 9
22 Big Daddy, Sr. 9
22 PabooPhightingPhalli 9
22 Death Becomes Me 9
22 Coach's Corner 9
22 Blow me I'm a danish 9
22 Marlboro Lungbutter 9
31 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 8
31 Free Mike Vick 8
31 I'm BuGGinG OuT! 8
31 Rockets 8
35 Ghost of Al Toon 7
Overall Standings:
1 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 35
2 defending champ (singer) 34
3 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 33
3 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 33
3 Austin Drunks (MattStephans) 33
3 JackAceoff (Miami Don) 33
7 NigglingGroinInjury (Garth) 32
7 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 32
7 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 32
7 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 32
7 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 32
7 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 32
7 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 32
14 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 31
14 Deadly Submarine (SBartley) 31
14 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 31
14 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 31
14 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 31
14 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 31
20 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 30
20 Cucamonga Cock Rings (JoeSpeaker) 30
20 The Deuce (Senor) 30
20 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 30
20 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 30
20 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 30
26 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 29
26 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 29
26 Coach's Corner (Coach) 29
26 EZ Pickins (EZ Cure) 29
26 Au revoir, Gopher. (Lovelace) 29
31 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 28
31 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 28
31 Rockets (DOubleAs) 28
34 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 27
34 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 27
36 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star, Comedian) 26
37 Ghost of Al Toon (JoeMoore) 25
Don't forget to do your picks!
Grid Iron Week 3 Update
Team of the Week: OmahaPays4MyTrips 150
The Skinny: OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) tookdown Team of the Week honiors to jump into first place. He's making a run for his first title in any Pauly's Pub Fantasy Pool. He's got Austin Drunks (MattS) on his tail. Austin Drunks is trying to sweep this season's fantasy football pools by taking down the Triple Crown. He's first place in the college pool, second in this pool, and third in the NFL pool.
Week 3 Results:
OmahaPays4MyTrips 150
The Brooklyn Embeds 136
ToddCommish 124
Austin Drunks 113
BiG PeRm BiG WoRm 108
Split Open and Melt 104
Die Trying 93
Ribboy's Latrells 82
Overall Standings:
1 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 410
2 Austin Drunks (MattStephans) 379
3 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 362
4 Die Trying (Spider) 342
5 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 329
6 ToddCommish (TCommish) 325
7 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 322
8 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 318
Don't forget to do your picks!
Week 4 Update - College Football Pick'em
Team of the Week: Do or Die 40
The Skinny: Austin Drunks captained by the always consistent Matt Stephans is in first place. He's gunning for the triple corwn in the Pauly's Pub football pools by trying to win the College Pick'em, NFL Pick'em, and Grid Iron. Derek's Chciho's Bail Bonds is not too far behind.
Week 4 Results:
Do or Die 40
Chico's Bail Bonds 35
WheelchairWrapDraws 35
Austin Drunks 34
Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 34
We Got Bush! 33
VICTORY 31
Overall Standings
1 Austin Drunks (MStephans) 170
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 163
3 We Got Bush! (Pauly) 156
4 VICTORY (Senor) 146
5 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Ugarte) 124
6 WheelchairWrapDraws (Drizz) 96
7 Do or Die (Spider) 89
Don't forget to do your picks!!!!!!!!!!!
Week 2 Update - Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em Payment Info: $20 is due on Monday! If you haven't paid me yet, what are you waiting for?
Team of the Week: Blow me I'm a danish - 12 Wins
The Skinny: The pack caught up to Biodegradable Merkin, who jumped out to the early lead in Week 1. There's a five-way tie for first place. Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) took down Team of the Week honors, which helped propel him into first place along with The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer), Austin Drunks (MStephans), Free Mike Vick (Clay), and Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy).
The Straight Dope: Green Bay is 2-0? Never thought that would happen. If you are wondering, the two foreigners are doing well and tied for 10th place. And none of you (me included) are being beat by the only girl in the pool. I recently purchased the domain for www.paulyspub.com. All of these updates will be posted there and at the Tao of Pauly.
Week 2 Results:
Blow me I'm a danish 12
Austin Drunks 11
Coach's Corner 11
PabooPhightingPhalli 11
Death Becomes Me 11
The Marcus Hookers 10
Deadly Submarine 10
NigglingGroinInjury 10
Free Mike Vick 10
Shapir Entry1 10
Marlboro Lungbutter 10
I'm BuGGinG OuT! 10
Barstools & Dreamers 10
G-Vegas Gold Bonds 10
Heshootshescores 10
G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey 10
The Deuce 10
Rockets 10
Big Daddy, Sr. 10
Biodegradable Merkin 9
defending champ 9
JustGotOutOfPrison 9
VegasWheelChairPros 9
JackAceoff 9
JohnnyDramasFruitCup 9
Riders of the Plague 9
The Dick Sargeants 9
Raging Thespians 9
Chico's Bail Bonds 9
TeaBagz 9
Ghost of Al Toon 9
Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! 9
EZ Pickins 9
Au revoir, Gopher. 8
Cucamonga Cock Rings 8
Shakedown Street 8
Altadenatrojan.com 7
Overall Standings:
1 The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) 23
1 Blow me I'm a danish (Engel) 23
1 Austin Drunks (MStephans) 23
1 Free Mike Vick (Clay) 23
1 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 23
6 defending champ (singer) 22
6 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 22
6 Shapir Entry1, (Gil) 22
6 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (Armen) 22
10 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 21
10 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 21
10 Deadly Submarine (SBartley) 21
10 NigglingGroinInjury (Aussie Garth) 21
10 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 21
10 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 21
10 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 21
10 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 21
10 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (s. smith) 21
19 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 20
19 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 20
19 Au revoir, Gopher. (SLovelace) 20
19 Coach's Corner (Coach) 20
19 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 20
19 Cucamonga Cock Rings (Joe Speaker) 20
19 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 20
19 The Deuce (Senor) 20
19 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 20
19 Rockets (DoubleAs) 20
29 Big Daddy, Sr. (TheFatGuy) 19
29 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 19
29 PabooPhightingPhalli (Paboo) 19
32 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 18
32 TeaBagz (JWalker) 18
32 Ghost of Al Toon (JoeMoore) 18
32 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (CharlesStar) 18
32 EZ Pickins (EZCure) 18
37 Altadenatrojan.com (J. Pings) 17
Don't forget to do your picks!
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College Football Pool Week 1-3 Update Team of the Week 1: Austin Drunks & We Got Bush - 54
Team of the Week 2: Austin Drunks - 45
Team of the Week 3: Chico's Bail Bonds - 39
Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 136
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 128
3 We Got Bush! (Pauly) 123
4 VICTORY (Senor) 115
5 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Charles Star) 90
6 WheelchairWrapDraws (Drizz) 61
7 Do or Die (Spider) 49
Gird Iron - Week 1 & 2 Update Team of the Week 1: TIE - OmahaPays4MyTrips and Austin Drunks - 135
Team of the Week 2: Die Trying - 135
The Skinny: Austin Drunks is on top after jumping out to an early lead. OmahaPays4MyTrips is in second and Die Trying is in third after winning team of the week honors for week 2.
Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (MattS) 266
2 OmahaPays4MyTrips (Drizz) 260
3 Die Trying (Spider) 249
4 Ribboy's Latrells (Derek) 236
5 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 226
6 BiG PeRm BiG WoRm (Armen) 221
7 Split Open and Melt (Pauly) 218
8 ToddCommish (Todd) 201
Week 1 - Pauly's Pub Football Pool UpdateWelcome back to the weekly updates of Pauly's Pub Football Pool. This is the 8th straight season that I'm running this specific pool. Singer is the reigning champion. Of course I missed most of the opening weekend while stuck in London for business. Luckily I work inside a casino, so they showed the Jets-Pats debacle on the biggest screen in the joint.
This season is the largest football pool to date with a prize pool of $740. If this is the first time you are participating, the Top 4 places pay out prize money and I'll figure out specific payout information in a few weeks... but I'm guessing that the winner will get around $350 for first place.
If you have not paid, me, I encourage you to do so immediately. Money is due by September 23rd.
Don't forget to do you picks!! If you happen to miss one week, do not worry. The default pick is for the home teams, so there's a good chance you get a few wins if you forget to do your picks. There have been instances in the past when the people who forgot to do their picks ended up with more wins than those who did their picks that week. Weird things happen in the NFL.
Week 1
Team of the Week: Biodegradable Merkin 14
The Skinny: The first week is always interesting and the best chance to start off the season on a good note. Daddy's Biodegradable Merkin jumped out to the early leading going 14-2. Looks like Biodegradable Merkin might be the team to beat this year. Defending champion Singer's team aptly called defending champ, is right behind in second place along with 13 wins. Free Mike Vick (Clay) and The Marcus Hookers (Schanzer) are also tied for second place.
The Straight Dope: If you have less than 11 wins, you are currently being beat by a British guy, an Aussie, and the only chick in the pool. You should be ashamed at yourself! (No offence to said Brit, Aussie, or chick.) It's a great mix of people in the pool this year with a trio of Texans, a gaggle of West Coasters, a nice contingency from GVegas, and all the NYC boys.
Week 1 Results and Overall Standings:
1 Biodegradable Merkin (Daddy) 14
2 The Marcus Hookers (J. Schanzer) 13
2 Free Mike Vick (C. Champlin) 13
2 defending champ (b. singer) 13
5 JackAceoff (MiamiDon) 12
5 Cucamonga Cock Rings (K. Coloma) 12
5 Au revoir, Gopher. (S. Lovelace) 12
5 VegasWheelChairPros (Drizz) 12
5 JustGotOutOfPrison (Storms) 12
5 I'm BuGGinG OuT! (A. Tanzairian) 12
5 Marlboro Lungbutter (AlCantHang) 12
5 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 12
5 Shapir Entry1, (Gil) 12
14 Shakedown Street (Pauly) 11
14 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 11
14 G-Vegas Gold Bonds (Otis) 11
14 Raging Thespians (Falstaff) 11
14 Blow me I'm a danish (Jerry) 11
14 Deadly Submarine (SBartley) 11
14 JohnnyDramasFruitCup (Change100) 11
14 Riders of the Plague (BadBlood) 11
14 Barstools & Dreamers (Pauly) 11
14 The Dick Sargeants (Schecky) 11
14 Heshootshescores (H. Vederman) 11
14 G-Vegas2X4&Adonkey (ssmith) 11
14 NigglingGroinInjury (AussieGarth) 11
27 Altadenatrojan.com (JPings) 10
27 The Deuce (Senor) 10
27 Rockets (DoubleAs) 10
30 Big Daddy, Sr. (The Fat Guy) 9
30 TeaBagz (J. Walker) 9
30 Ghost of Al Toon (J. Moore) 9
30 EZ Pickins (EZ Cure) 9
30 Coach's Corner (Coach) 9
30 Ugarte's Pant-Hoot! (Ugarte) 9
36 PabooPhightingPhalli (p. booth) 8
37 Death Becomes Me (Spider) 7
Reminder: Don't forget to do your picks and don't forget to pay me!!
Fantasy Sports Live: Blogger Fantasy Football Battle (BFFB)By
PaulyLondonDear degenerate action junkie sports bettors and gamblers... are you ready for some fantasy football? The folks at
Fantasy Sports Live.com (and that includes yours truly) have come up with something designed to meet all of your NFL and inner sports junkie needs.
We are proud to announce, the the first annual Blogger Fantasy Football Battle (BFFB) sponsored by
FantasySportsLive.com!
The BFFB will bring together poker bloggers from around the country (and dare I say world?) to compete in MTT style Fantasy Football contests that will run each week of the football season.
$500 minimum will be added to the prize pool by FSL. Each week starting September 9th, FSL will run 10-player $10 fee contests with BFFB in the title. Each contest will pay out $90 to the top three finishers that week. The results of all bloggers will be pooled together each week to determine the weekly BFFB results. Points will be awarded to the top 50% of finishers each week based on the PokerStars TLB formula. Points will be accumulated throughout the season to determine the overall champion. Added prizes by FSL are listed below. Also, any weekly overall winners will be invited to a
Tournament of Champions at the end of the season.
Prize Pool Breakdown:
1st Place Overall $100
2nd Place Overall $50
3rd Place Overall $25
1st Highest Individual Weekly Fantasy Score $100
2nd Highest Individual Weekly Fantasy Score $50
3rd Highest Individual Weekly Fantasy Score $25
Tournament of Champions:
$150 minimum added to prize pool
Results will be posted weekly at
blinderspoker.blogspot.com, and
more info can be found here.
You can chose to compete weekly for your best chance at the season title, or just enter as many as you can. Even with a single weekly entry you are eligible for the highest score prize or with a win an entry in the tournament of champions. What we are doing with the BFFB has never been done before, and would not be possible without the daily contest format that we use. This format allows us to apples to apples compare 100s of fantasy football entries, which is impossible with standard fantasy offerings. Please help us make the BFFB a success, and spread the word about FSL.
Hope to see you there. If you do not have a
FSL account, join today using my bonus code...
pauly. Hurry up! The season starts on Thursday.

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